Chapter 84: Pissed off Beyond Belief.

(Ria’s POV)

Currently, and due to my wounds, I was resting at Amelie’s estate. From a short reappraisal of being a maid… to then being taken care of by various ones. How ironic… Being pampered by maids doesn’t mean that I am not still upset, though.

Excusing myself to go to the restroom, I then turned to look at God. Before talking to her, I made sure to make a sound isolation barrier around us, as I didn’t wish for the maids to think me insane.

God: “…”

Ria: “So? What happened?” I ask with my arms crossed.

God: “Ria, would you consider me a little cheeky bitch that loves to control things?” She asked in reply.

Ria: “…Only sometimes.” I answer.

God: “Ah, thank you for lying on my behalf.” She said with a laugh.

Ria: “…”

I am going to punt this girl one day… If she wasn’t doing such a good job with Heaven, I would have honestly killed her once again. Of course, that would be hard. Both Tia and I killed God when she was weakened. Not to mention, but to clean up loose ends, I had already killed the higher being that helped me weaken her…

Zia: “Oh my god… I just realized why the Devil loves her so much.” She said with a shocked tone.

Ria: “Is that really important right now?… Wait, I am upset… Is the reason at least somewhat funny?” I ask with a sigh.

Zia: “It is absolutely funny!” She answered.

Ria: “Well, God is still acting like a giddy child right now… so please tell me the reason.” I reply.

Zia: “God… isn’t she just so cheeky that you want to fuck her into submission? Like, pleasure her to the point where she is no longer cheeky with you. I think that was the Devil’s plan, actually.” She explained.

Ria: “…”

Zia: “It goes without saying, but God was always lustful. Her partner count is most likely close to the Devil’s. And now that God is attached to her as can be, she isn’t being that submissive anymore. Even going as far as making God promise to not go after Celia anymore.” She added.

Ria: “…”

Fuck… she is absolutely right. Why else would the Devil inform us about her deal with God? It was like she was priming us to catch God in the act of lusting after Celia once more. True to her name, the Devil is scary…

Ria: “Are you done being giddy for no reason?” I ask.

God: “Do you mean at some point in this life? Absolutely not, no.” She denied.

Ria: “Why haven’t you explained yourself?” I ask with an annoyed tone.

God: “That’s because I am stalling for time?” She answered with a head tilt.

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Ria: “…”

Out of rage, I decided to call her wife. God’s excitement quickly faded, and she begged me like a child to hang up the call. Too bad! You shouldn’t have allowed me to still use my technology, as well as continue to be a cheeky brat!!!

Devil: “Yes, Ria? What can I help you with?” She said after picking up the call.

Ria: “Your wife is being absurdly cheeky, even though the current situation wasn’t one that she planned for at all. Can I, perhaps, spank the cheeky girl?” I ask with a serious tone.

Devil: “She’d get off from that, so no. Instead, God, Dear?” She denied.

God: “Yes, dear, loving, fair, kind, and absolutely beautiful wife of mine?” She replied with as much flattery as her mouth could express.

Devil: “Although I do not know how severe the current situation is, stop being cheeky and take it seriously.” She advised.

God: “…”

Devil: “Ria and her family are our friends. Friends which we will have for a very long time, perhaps even millions of years. There is a limit to your cheekiness, and if Ria is calling me, then you have long since passed that limit. Do not ruin your friendship with them.” She said with a stern tone.

God: “I understand…” She said with a remorseful tone.

Devil: “Great. Now be the good girl that I know you are.” She said with a warm tone before hanging up the call.

Ria: “…”

It’s over for God… The Devil is absolutely a controlling woman, and she is quite possibly a yandere. Worse, is that she is an extreme and true yandere. Unlike Celia and her wives, who just have slightly yandere tendencies, the Devil is a real one…

The moment that the Devil realized that she loved God as a woman, there was no escape for the poor girl. I shall pray for her soul, as she is never escaping the Devil ever. Even now, the woman is slowly helping God become a better person.

This was similar to what Celia did to most of us. The difference is that Celia didn’t really do it on purpose, while the Devil is just straight up… for lack of a better word, grooming God to be the perfect wife. Ugh… this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

God: “Feeling remorseful for ratting on me to my wife, Ria?” She asked with a smug grin.

Ria: “…”

God: “Don’t be. You were right to do so. And don’t give me that look of pity… Is she slowly changing how I act, all so that I can be a better person and wife to her? Yes. But I am fully aware of it, and am letting it happen.” She explained with a giggle.

What the hell… Could this be considered Stockholm Syndrome? Well, if she is consenting, then I have no right to get in between them and their relationship. Which is just the better way to say that I have no intentions of angering the Devil. That woman is far more of a trickster than I ever was…

Ria: “That so… Anyway, can you please finally explain what happened?” I ask with a sigh.

God: “Amelie wasn’t supposed to be here, and you were not supposed to be outed from the story. It isn’t Sava doing this, either. I don’t sense even a small hint of her at all.” She answered.

Ria: “Is it really the Will doing this?” I say with a thinking pose.

God: “Celia being gone is bad for everyone involved. My wife seems to think that, although the Will very much likes Celia, it couldn’t do much with things that she was involved in. With her missing, it can act in any way it wants to.” She proposed.

Ria: “…What am I to do now?” I ask.

God: “Find a way to get back into the story. Neither Nina nor Vale, which is her stepmother, will ever progress any time soon. Unless you want to spend over ten years here, I suggest that you try your best.” She suggested.

Ria: “And how would you suppose I do something like that? It’s not like I can just give Amelie and Nina their memories back…” I say with a groan.

God: “Oh? My wife must have leaked that to you, huh… Regardless, just use your powers. There is still a limit to what you can do, but with just some of your powers, I am sure that you can change the story of this dimension to actually have some progress in a decent amount of time.” She said with a shrug before vanishing.

Ria: “…”

Zia: “When Celia gets back, we need to make sure that she doesn’t vanish and appear like that in the future.” She said with a serious tone.

Ria: “Huh? Why?” I reply with a head tilt.

Zia: “Do you really want her to be as cheeky about using as God does? That is a nightmare that none of us want, Ria… We’re just lucky that she hasn’t had the chance to fully experience being a Supreme Goddess…” She answered.

Ria: “…”

She isn’t wrong about that. I kinda feel narcissistic… I think that Zia is right most of the time, but that is most likely just because she is also me. Of course we would think the same from time to time. With a groan, I left the bathroom and went back to the pampering maids. Now I have to focus on planning out a method to finish this story as soon as possible…