Chapter 39: Refuse, But Just for Fun!

(Celia’s POV)

Ria: “Well, it’s official. You have over-farmed this area completely… Good job!” She jokingly praised.

Celia: “That wasn’t my intention…” I say with a remorseful tone.

Ria: “So you say, but you did go here specifically to farm monsters for power. Not to mention, but I did warn you that killing too many of them would be a bad idea.” She said with a laugh.

Celia: “That you did… But why didn’t you stop me!?” I say with a pout.

Ria: “Because it was far more funny to just let you make this mistake.” She said with a shrug.

Celia: “…”

Why did I have to marry not one bitsexual, but two of them!? Nia is similar to Ria in that regard. Whatever is the funniest option, even if it is at their own disadvantage, they will go with said option in a heartbeat…

Ria: “Aren’t you a bitsexual as well? I feel like most of your decisions are made only because it would make a girl give you an interesting reaction.” She said with a confident tone.

Celia: “I am, but that is beside the point!” I pout out.

Ria: “In fact, you most likely unconsciously over-farmed this area, just so you could see Fin’s reaction to it.” She said with a smug tone.

Celia: “…”

Did I really? Oh, shit… I must have. Why else would I just mindlessly kill these monsters over and over again? Not only will Fin be shocked that I killed all of the monsters, she will also be shocked that I even survived in the first damn place. Ah, I can’t wait to see her reaction!!!

Ria: “It would seem that Fin is on her way here, actually.” She informed.

Celia: “Really? Awesome!” I happily reply.

Ria: “…”

Look, the jig is up. Why pretend like this wasn’t my intention anymore? It clearly was, and I was just being too embarrassed to admit to it. Now that I have, I will embrace it!

Ria: “Celia… I feel like with everything you do and think… that I fall in love with you over and over again.” She said with a loving tone while holding my cheek.

Celia: “I feel the same, and that is really a romantic thing to say, Ria. That is, if you weren’t also in the process of groping one of my breasts.” I say with a slightly conflicted smile.

Ria: “Your breasts a very romantic, Celia.” She said, not only continuing to rub my breast, but removing her hand from my cheek and switching to using it on my free one.

Celia: “…”

Why is this girl so damn good at using her hands? If she got her hands on any other woman, even an experienced one, they would be a quivering mess in just a few seconds at Ria’s onslaught of pleasure…

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Ria: “Thanks for the compliment.” She said with a laugh.

Celia: “Is saying that my wife would easily make other girls into puddles really a compliment?” I say with a head tilt.

Ria: “I say it is, so it is.” She said with a stern tone.

Celia: “How domineering…” I say with a laugh.

Does God find me just randomly flirting with one of my wives to even be the least bit entertaining? I kinda doubt it… Regardless, God is the voyeur, not me. So the answer to this question lies in the woman herself. A question that I am not willing to ask at all. Heh…

Much More Flirting Later.

Eventually, Fin showed up. She was sweating and catching her breath. The hot environment didn’t help her in this regard, either. Sweaty girls are hot, though. I say this confidence, as Ria informed me that she very much enjoyed seeing me sweat while fighting off monsters a while back.

Fin: “…”

Celia: “So… I accidentally killed them all.” I say with feigned remorse.

Fin: “All of them?” She asked.

Celia: “It’s been hours, and no more monsters have spawned.” I answer.

Fin: “…”

Celia: “…”

Fin: “…”

Ria: “…”

Hey! Take back those periods! You aren’t supposed to be part of this conversation, invisible wife of mine! Don’t give me that “teehee”! It just makes me want to have sex with you…

Ria: “I am seducing you, so that was my intention.” She said in my head.

Celia: “…”

Fin: “Celia, our ruler, Alisa, wishes to meet you.” She said, trying to ignore the destruction of their plans that I have consistently caused lately.

Celia: “That so?” I reply with an uncaring tone.

Fin: “…Don’t you want to meet her as well?” She replied with a confused tone.

Celia: “Why would I? And… didn’t you just kick me out of your camp only hours ago?” I reply with my arms crossed.

Fin: “…”

Celia: “?”

Fin: “I, well, we all have orders to bring you to Alisa. If you won’t comply, then I will bring you to her by force.” She threatened.

Celia: “You want to fight me?” I say with a head tilt.

Fin: “I don’t want to fight you, but I will if you force me to do so. Orders are orders.” She said with a serious tone.

Celia: “Then, please do try me! Ah, I won’t try to kill you. Killing beautiful girls greatly goes against my moral compass.” I say while unsheathing my sword.

Fin: “And I won’t try to kill you, either. Instead, I will incapacitate you.” She said unsheathing her sword as well.

Clank!

Tink!

Our blades clashed at a speed that a normal human couldn’t comprehend at all. It was nice to know that I had grinded up so many levels. At this point, I was probably around level 500 something. With Fin probably being around the same level as well. This is going to be such an interesting fight!

Many Hours Later.

Fin kneeled down onto the ground, trying to catch her breath. There wasn’t a single scratch on her, as I didn’t even wish to injury her in the least. This clearly upset the girl, who left marks on me here and there. But they were nothing more than a few very small scratches.

Fin: “…A human playing with me like this?… How insulting…” She said with ragged breaths.

Celia: “I didn’t mean to insult you, Fin.” I say sheathing my blade.

Fin: “Even if it wasn’t your intention, my pride is hurt… What will you do now?” She asked, falling onto her butt, clearly giving up fighting me.

Celia: “What do you mean?” I reply.

Fin: “I am not the only one after you, Celia. Practically our entire race is aware of you, and have heard Alisa’s order to bring you to her.” She explained.

Celia: “Huh? I plan to go with you, though?” I say with a confused head tilt.

Fin: “What!?” She exclaimed in shock, dropping her sword to the ground by accident.

Celia: “When did I ever say that I wouldn’t go with you?” I reply.

Fin: “You said, “Why would I?” and, “Didn’t you kick out of your camp?”, you know… Isn’t that a denial of my request?” She asked with a confused expression.

Ahhhhh! These reactions of hers are so damn good right now! Even Ria is enjoying seeing them! Yes, yes! Girls are so fucking amazing to tease to the point where they show interesting reactions! Ah, I am addicted to this… Now, time for the final blow!

Celia: “Of course I would love to meet Alisa. She sounds very interesting. And that last one was just me making sure that I didn’t remember wrongly.” I answer with an innocent tone and expression.

Fin: “…”

Once my words left my mouth, and the girl had time to process them, she seemed to have passed out. Was it from the shock of my feigned stupidity, or from fighting in such a hostile environment? The world may never know… Eh, at least I caught Fin before her head could hit the ground. With this, I am exempt from all repercussions of my actions!!!