Chapter 33: The Long Haul Starts.
(Celia’s POV)
Regardless of what Alisa intended to do, even if she kills all… Considering that this dimension seems to be in modern times, probably 2010-2020 something, even if she ends up wiping out all 8 billion people in this world, I will still love her.
God: “It’s good to know that you will still accept her. Your family is very lucky to have such an accepting mother, daughter, and friend.” She praised.
Celia: “I thought you stopped listening in on my thoughts?” I say with a pout.
God: “Buuuut… your thoughts are so damn entertaining! I can’t go back to not listening in on them, it’s just too much fun!” She retorted with a pout of her own.
Celia: “…”
Why is a being that has existed for… literally forever, acting like a pouty child? This is our God, huh? Was getting her hitched the only reason why Heaven was now properly looked after? Ah, I feel a headache coming on…
God: “Speaking of coming, I have left my wife alone long enough.” She said with a laugh.
Celia: “I would say so, yes. Go on, go back to having sex with your wife already.” I say, trying to wave her away.
God: “Give me your panties.” She said with a serious tone, holding out her hand.
Celia: “…”
God: “…”
Celia: “Did I hear that correctly?” I say with spiral eyes.
God: “Yes, you did. Now, give me your panties.” She repeated.
Celia: “Why!?” I exclaim in shock.
God: “Both my wife and I really want to fuck you. No, really. We’re both attracted to you greatly. But you usually aren’t one for flings, and we aren’t fated to be with you ever.” She explained.
Celia: “What do my used panties have to do with this?” I ask with an angry tone.
God: “To spice up the sex, of course! Basically, we want it as a prop to sniff. Nothing special.” She answered with a nonchalant tone.
Celia: “…”
God: “I will bribe you.” She said with a cheeky tone.
Celia: “…”
God: “Free food? That is, I will come here to give you free, fresh and amazingly tasteful food. You won’t have to worry about starving to death.” She clarified.
Celia: “…Will this count as cheating?” I ask with a nervous tone.
God: “Two perverted higher beings want to steal and get off with your used panties, so the onus isn’t on you at all.” She said with a shrug.
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Celia: “…Fine.” I say with a sigh, while taking my panties off and handing them to God.
Luckily, I was wearing an OL outfit with a dress skirt. So it wasn’t hard to take off my panties. And God gave me a replacement pair as thanks. Then, she waved me goodbye, and probably went to go have sex with her wife once more.
Celia: “…”
I feel somewhat violated… Eh, it was my choice to give her the panties. If I refused, I highly doubt that God would have forced me to give them to her. Besides, knowing that the literal God of everything, and the Devil, are attracted to me, is a major confidence boost. Have I said this before?…
Even I worry sometimes if I am good enough for my wives, you see. With this revelation, I am certain that I am not a disappointment to them at all. At least, not appearance wise…
Since God was gone now, I set off walking once more. I would complain that she didn’t give me a meal, but I know that she was having sex with the Devil at the moment. God will surely come to bring me food later. Hopefully…
Hours Later.
After much walking, I had made it far away from the city. Where I was talking to God was already in a old park. But now I was somewhere in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Why does a modern dimension have a place like this? It was almost… fantasy like?…
Demon Woman: “You, human. How did you break out of the spell?” She asked while pointing her drawn sword at me.
The woman before me looked to be a demon, similar to the ones in my dimension. Swords and magic, huh? Ah, so Alisa is planning on doing a fantasy apocalypse? How original!
Celia: “So everyone was being controlled? Oddly, I was never affected.” I reply with an unbothered tone.
Demon Woman: “…”
Celia: “?”
Demon Woman: “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” She asked with an angry expression.
Celia: “Why should I be afraid?” I reply with a head tilt.
Demon Woman: “Hah! You’re either brave or foolish, girl. Regardless, Mistress said not to harm humans that aren’t affected by the spell.” She said with a laugh after sheathing her sword once more.
Celia: “Eh, probably a mix of both.” I say with a shrug.
Demon Woman: “…”
Celia: “Why aren’t I affected by the spell? I am curious.” I ask.
Demon Woman: “Mistress said that those with strong souls won’t be affected.” She answered.
Celia: “Oh, I see. Thanks for answering.” I reply with a smile.
Looking at the woman more closely, I saw that she was wearing a fantasy like knight’s outfit. Not like one you would find in a real medieval world, mind you. But the kind that you’d see in a game or manga. Battle skirt and all!
Frankly, she was decently cute, and a woman in a knight’s outfit is something that I’ve always appreciated greatly. Though, come to think of it, girls look good in most things…
Demon Woman: “Do you have an intended destination?” She asked.
Celia: “Not really, no.” I answer.
Demon Woman: “Oh? Why is that you ended up here? Mistress doubted that anyone would show up in this newly transformed area for a while.” She repeated.
Celia: “I just wanted to get away from everyone. Fighting them off was annoying, and I didn’t find anyone who was sane.” I reply.
Even after knocking the sense back into those people, they would soon go back to doing chaos within minutes. Whatever spell Alisa is using, it is a very powerful one. Though, it wasn’t like you need that powerful of a spell to affect humans.
My real praise for her is due to how she cast the spell around the entire world, and is keeping it up. Either she is very powerful at the moment, or Alisa planned out this apocalypse very well. Ah, I am such a proud mother!
Demon Woman: “I would advise to find a safe place that isn’t in this forest.” She advised.
Celia: “How come? It seems pretty peaceful.” I reply.
Demon Woman: “Soon, monsters will start to spawn here. If you stay, you will end up dead.” She explained.
Celia: “Monsters? What’s the point of doing that?” I say with a head tilt.
Demon Woman: “Mistress… she has a grand plan. To achieve it, she wants those with strong souls to be the only survivors. If you kill a monster, you will gain power, and they might even drop you an item, weapon, or piece of gear.” She answered.
Celia: “Ah, I see… I guess that I will stay here for a while, then.” I happily reply.
Demon Woman: “…”
Celia: “?”
Demon Woman: “Do as you please, silly girl. I will take my leave now.” She said with a sigh.
Celia: “Okay. Please stay safe and have a good day.” I say while waving her away.
The woman was gone, so I had nothing else left to do. As such, I just sat down on a log and rested. If there are monster to show up in this forest, I am sure that they will be basic ones that I am more than capable of killing. The only concern I have right now is… God, where is my promised food!?