Chapter 72: A Month!?

(*Celia’s POV*)

Apparently, at some point, I had passed out from the pain. Where the fuck even am I? This room was just completely white… Oh, fuck… I didn’t die, right?

Creator: “You did die, you fool!” She exclaimed.

I recognized the voice as the Creator of this dimension, but her body was still completely blurred. What even was the point of hiding her looks from me? Oh, shit… could this Creator actually be Ria?…

Creator: “As funny as a revelation like that would be, no. I am not anyone you know, you cute silly.” She said with a giggle.

Celia: “So… I died?” I ask with a sad tone.

Creator: “Yes, and no. Giving two people a System, was just too much for your soul to handle. So I had to stabilize it.” She replied.

Celia: “Ah, so I almost died. Thanks for helping me.” I reply with a smile.

Creator: “I will never get over how nonchalant you’re about almost dying…” She said with a sigh.

Celia: “Spoken like someone I know, are you sure you aren’t Ria?” I ask with a thinking pose.

Creator: “No. Now, do you remember those higher beings who messed with you?” She asked.

Celia: “Not personally, no.” I reply.

Creator: “Well, as I have reclaimed this dimension as one that I rule over, I expelled them all. Anyway, to answer your question, I can look through all of the history of this dimension, so I saw all of the things you’ve done.” She explained.

She did?… Dammit! I was hoping that I could chop off their heads… Oh well… At least they can’t mess with me anymore. Sure, this woman messes with me, but it is far easier to deal with one cheeky girl, rather than a bunch of annoying people.

Celia: “Eh? Isn’t that a little perverted?” I say with a shocked tone.

Creator: “…”

Celia: “I bet that you’ve touched yourself while watching a recap of my wives and I having sex! Pervert!” I exclaimed.

Creator: “I’ll admit to it, yes.” She replied with a nonchalant tone.

Celia: “Huh!? I was joking!” I yell in confusion.

Creator: “…Are you trying to annoy me so that I will let you go?” She asked.

Celia: “No? You’re pretty fun to talk to.” I honestly reply.

Creator: “Fuck… This is why you’re…” She said before she cut her words off.

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Celia: “Hm? What am I, exactly?” I ask with a cheeky tone.

Creator: “Going back to your body, that’s what!” She exclaimed before snapping her fingers.

There was a flash of light, and then I woke up in a decent bed. Looking around the room, I saw Ria waiting by my bed. Ria looked a little angry upon seeing me awake up.

Ria: “Before you speak, please guess how long you were asleep for.” She said.

Celia: “A month?” I reply with an unsure tone.

Ria: “What the… yes, you were asleep for that long, Celia.” She replied with a sigh.

Celia: “What!? I was really asleep that long?… Okay, even that improved method is super banned.” I say with a nervous tone.

Ria: “Banned? I erased the knowledge of it from everyone. It is just too dangerous to use. Amelie needs to come up with a far safer method.” She said with a thinking pose.

Celia: “Yeah… How are you liking your new System?” I ask with a curious tone.

Ria: “Pissed off, is what I am.” She replied with an annoyed tone.

Celia: “Why?” I ask with a head tilt.

Ria: “Because after talking to June, who only got a blank System apart from her own Skills and Titles, I realized something horrible…” She said with an angry tone.

Celia: “…”

Ria: “You used the first and most dangerous method! I didn’t need all of your Titles and Skills, Celia!” She exclaimed.

Celia: “Can I be blamed for wanting to spoil my wife?” I reply with a sad tone.

Ria: “…”

Of course, I didn’t do it on purpose. I was sure that I used the new method. But because I was in pain, and not thinking clearly, I accidentally used the first method…

Ria: “Fine… I will forgive you for this, but don’t do it again!” She demanded.

Celia: “Yes, I won’t! Now give me a kiss! I’ve missed you.” I say with a pleading tone.

Without even waiting a few seconds, Ria gave me a deep kiss, and clearly wanted to do me at that moment. As we started to take off our clothes so that we could have sex, June came into the room…

June: “…Sorry for not knocking…” She said with an embarrassed tone.

Celia: “It’s fine… How is your new System?” I ask.

June: “Not as much of a cheat as I expect, but it is still very useful. Sorry, I thought that you have just had an easy life…” She said with a remorseful tone.

Celia: “I wouldn’t say that it was easy, but at the very least, I have had a decent life so far. Have you peeked at my Status yet?” I ask with a curious tone.

June: “It would be rude, so I haven’t tried.” She replied.

Celia: “Go ahead and look, I am sure that you will be surprised. Ah, don’t inspect Ria’s Status, it will just give you an existential crisis.” I reply with an excited tone.

June seemed to look at my Status. I was waiting for her reaction, but then June just started to fall to the ground. Luckily, Ria caught in her time before she fell.

Huh?… Is my Status that crazy? Oh, shit… I might have forgotten that most people aren’t as strong as my group is… What did she even see, anyway?

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:Status:

Name: Celia.

Sex: Female.

Race: Empowered Humanoid Demon. (Teen.)

Age: 18.

HP: 3,500,000/3,500,000.

MP: 25,000/25,000.

AGI: 4,461.

STR: 5,548.

DEX: 3,756.

INT: 3,560.

Hunger: 1,245/5,650.

True Level: 928.

Race Level: 786/1000.

Current EXP: 16,967/55,000.

Titles: Kin Eater. Giant Killer. Goblin Genocider. Enemy of all Wood. Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex. Mark of a Goddess of Death.

Self Improvement Points: 0.

Upgrades/Skills Available: 0.

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What? It’s the same as it was before… Ah, I do guess that I am hungry… I thought that this place was supposed to have crazy strong people in it?

Ria: “June’s mother is powerful. Not as powerful as us, but still better than most of the people in our land.” She explained.

Celia: “Really? Ah, please wake the Princess up, we need to eat.” I reply.

Using some bullshit magic that Ria refuses to explain, June was quickly woken up. Without explaining anything to her, we just got out a table, chairs, and some food, and we started eating. Being the good girl that she is, June just accepted our craziness, and started eating with us. Though, she did have a deadpan expression on her face…