Chapter 21: Too Fast!

(*Celia’s POV*)

The woman and her guards continued to point their firearms at me. What are they even trying to do? I highly doubt that firearms will have much, if any effect on me at this point.

Celia: “Who are you, and why have you chosen to go against me?” I ask with a curious tone.

Gang Leader: “You’re the owner of this place, yes? Well, I would much appreciate it if you would hand over ownership of it to me.” She replied.

Celia: “And why the hell would I do that?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.

Gang Leader: “Well, I am sure that you don’t want to die, right?” She replied after she flicked off the safety on her handgun.

Celia: “You do realize what kind of world this is, right? Something like a firearm is basically a harmless toy to someone like me.” I reply with a laugh.

She looked upset at my reply and even shot her firearm at me. She hit my head, while her guards hit me in the torso. Luckily, I was right, and a handgun caliber doesn’t have even enough force or power behind it to actually cause me any harm.

Now, a rifle caliber might be able to do so, but not a handgun caliber. My dress was messed up, but otherwise, I was perfectly fine.

Celia: “See? If you thought that I was bluffing, then you’re truly misguided. There is a reason why I own this place, you know.” I say with a prideful tone.

Gang Leader: “Well, I made my gambit, and it failed. So, are you going to kill us, or give us just enough time to leave this dimension?” She asked with a sigh.

Celia: “I don’t care if you stay, just don’t do shit like this again. And don’t solve your problems with violence. This place is practically a paradise, and I do not want it to devolve into some stupid constant turf war.” I reply with a serious tone.

Without giving her a chance to reply, I just straight up left the restaurant. Now what the hell do I do? I won’t have to deal with other people who want to take this place over from me, right? Best not to linger here longer then…

With a sigh, I teleported back to Yona’s castle. Specifically, I teleported to the throne room. With my amazing luck, Yona was on her throne. Ah, it feels so good to see her again! Mother dearest, I have just returned from a successful war, please praise me!

Yona: “Hello, my dear daughter. Your campaign was very successful, good job, Mother is very proud of you.” She said with a smile as she pat my head.

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Celia: “It might have been successful, but I don’t really feel like I commanded an army at all. I mostly just did all the work myself.” I say with a thinking pose.

Yona: “The commands that you gave out were good, so don’t worry about that. And besides, taking all the risk yourself is something that our military appreciates greatly.” She said with a smile.

Celia: “That so? Anyway, what should I do for the rest of the day?” I ask with a head tilt.

Yona: “Why not spend some time with me? You know, I am a famous actor in your dungeon, and one of my latest movies is airing at the moment. Why do we go see it?” She proposed.

Celia: “Can I bring Nia and Lia, or are we just doing mother-daughter time?” I ask.

Yona: “I would prefer to go with just you. Besides, taking them out to a movie date would be a good idea.” She replied.

Celia: “Alright, but I need to tell them my plans, I don’t want them to worry after all.” I reply.

I then left the throne room and went to go look for my two wives. On the way, I met up with Ria. Her face was decently flushed. What happened?…

Celia: “Ria? Are you okay?” I ask with a concerned tone.

Ria: “Ah, Celia… Yes, I am fine, do not worry.” She replied.

Celia: “Really? That’s good. Anyway, have you thought about my proposal?” I ask with a curious tone.

Ria: “That’s… well, you see, something happened…” She replied with a nervous tone.

Celia: “Oh? Not anything bad, I hope.” I reply.

Ria: “It’s a good thing, actually. It’s just that Amelie and I talked about me being in a relationship with you. One thing led to another, and we ended up having sex.” She answered with an embarrassed tone.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! My mother cucked me! Eh, Amelie is cute, so I forgive her. Besides, Ria still plans to get with me eventually anyway.

Celia: “That’s good, I am happy for you two.” I say with a smile.

Ria: “I’m glad that you’re being mature about this. Rest assured, I still plan to become your wife, but not at the moment. Of course, it will happen way sooner than I planned, but I want to foster my relationship with Amelie first.” She said with a smile.

Celia: “Yeah, I understand that you want to get into a stable relationship with her first. Here’s a tip, help her out with any of her research.” I say with a cheeky smile.

Ria: “Ah… That would surely gain me her affection, I’d say. A splendid idea, Celia! I shall try it out right away!” She exclaimed before running off.

But I managed to catch her before she did. I never realized that such an ancient being could act like a happy girl…

Celia: “Try it some other time, Ria. Amelie must be tired from you twos… uh… endeavor on the bed.” I say with a slightly embarrassed tone.

Ria: “Ah, right… how foolish of me… I got too excited, sorry.” She said with a remorseful tone.

Celia: “It’s fine, I know that you’ve been chasing after Amelie for a long time.” I reply.

Ria: “That is the case, yes. But doesn’t our relationship upset you?” She asked with a nervous tone.

Celia: “I’ll admit to being jealous of Amelie, but I know that you still have room in your heart for me as well as for her.” I reply with a smile.

Ria then explained in more detail how they ended up sleeping together. Basically, Amelie got jealous of me, which caused her to make the last push and get with Ria.

A pretty cute start to a romantic relationship, in my opinion. Anyway, I made my way to both Lia and Nia and explained my plans for the day.

They were a little upset at me for not going with them, but they cheered up when I told them that I would take them out on a date in my dungeon sometime.

With that out of the way, I went to go see a movie with Yona. The movie was really good, and totally family friendly. Not! There was an extremely detailed sex scene in it. Of course, involving Yona and Solia. I wasn’t even aware that Solia was an actor too…