Chapter 25: A Good Morning!

(Celia’s POV)

When I opened up my eyes, I saw that Tia had her arms wrapped around my chest. I was looking away from her, so I turned around to face her. Tia was clearly already awake. Staring at me with a smile on her face.

Celia: “Good morning, Tia.” I say with a bright smile.

Tia: “Good morning, dear.” She said, giving me a small kiss on my lips.

It was mostly a peck, if I am being honest. That doesn’t mean that I felt nothing from it. Most things my wifes do to, or for me, I will always feel for. Ah! I just realized that I am a very empathic person! You wouldn’t think from how many people and things that I’ve killed over the years…

Celia: “Do you have all of your memories back?” I ask with a curious tone.

Tia: “I do. That is, unless the moment that woman took me away from you wasn’t the last thing that happened.” She answered.

Celia: “It was. By the way, that was actually a future Ria from a timeline where everyone I loved died. Funny, right?” I reply.

Tia: “…That isn’t funny at all…” She denied.

Celia: “Eh, it doesn’t matter much. Everyone will surely live in this new timeline. And if they don’t, then we will just reset it once more.” I reply with a shrug.

Tia: “Let us hope that will be the case.” She said with a sigh.

With a yawn, Tia got up from the bed and picked me up in a princess carry. I could tell that she was stronger now, so I can only guess that she also had her full powers returned to her. Hey! Why I am still a basic ass weak bitch human!?

This is discrimination, and I will sue! Uhhh… who can I sue? God? Existence? Eh, I guess that I will just have to ignore this blatant slight against me. Regardless, wifey bath time!

Much Wifey Bath Time Later.

Once again, it was very nice to have a beautiful woman, who is your wife, to bathe and pamper you in the bath. I do wonder why it took me so long to realize my desire to be treated like this? I should have realized it on day one…

Tia: “I have regained all of my abilities and power as a Supreme Goddess.” She informed while drying my hair with a towel.

Celia: “So it would seem…” I reply.

Tia: “Now, I can see that you’re just a normal human. Are you like that forever?” She asked.

Celia: “Nope. Once I return to my original body, I will regain everything. Unlike you, who is lucky. All I have to do is sex you a bit, and then BOOM! You’re back to being a Supreme Goddess. Fate is a real bitch…” I answer with a pout.

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Tia: “You don’t seem to mind it much…” She replied.

Celia: “Eh, I am used to it at this point. Though I do, in fact, miss having all of my powers. I actually haven’t had much time to use them. That is, unless you count my little adventure in Heaven.” I reply with a thinking pose.

Tia: “I would imagine so. Did you go long with a missing arm?” She asked with a concerned tone.

Celia: “Just a few days at most. Nothing I couldn’t handle.” I answer.

Tia: “I understand that… And I am glad that it wasn’t for long. At least I now know why I was so heartbroken seeing you injured like that.” She said with a sigh of relief.

What can I say? I am very good at seducing my own wives, and making them feel for me. Or, this is just because I am a reckless idiot from time to time. I did just willingly go with One, even though I had no idea where she would take me.

But that did very much work out in the end. My impulse to follow her, lead me to finding yet another one of my family members. Which was crazy, as I had absolutely no idea that one of them was in this dimension. Oh, right. While I was thinking about this, we had moved to the dining room to eat breakfast.

Tia: “Do you want me to return you to the dimension where Mena, Yona, and Solia are in?” She asked.

Celia: “No, no. Ria will find me soon enough, or those three will do something crazy to return me back to them.” I deny.

Tia: “Huh? Why are you acting so friendly with Ria?” She asked in a confused tone.

Celia: “Ria and I have reconciled over what happened. You do realize that I have already slept with her, right?” I reply.

Tia: “…”

Celia: “I know that it is hard to understand… Actually, please just check my memories. You will understand her reasoning for doing this only then. In fact, you possibly would even do the same as she did.” I suggest.

Putting down her fork, Tia walked over to me and put her hand on my forehead. My mind felt floaty, but the odd sensation quickly faded away. Tia experienced a lot of memories, but in reality, she saw them in just a few seconds.

Tia: “…”

Celia: “So…” I say with a nervous tone.

Tia: “I understand her reasoning now, but I am still upset about it. Though, I am sure that even she knows that her method was greatly flawed.” She said with a sigh.

Celia: “Oh, yeah. You’ve seen my memories of what happened. It was very hard to convince her to not want to end it all, or distance herself from me to make me hate her more easily.” I say with a sigh of my own.

Tia: “That is true… I doubt that she has forgiven herself for what she decided to do. I am glad that, by some random stroke of luck, you found me so early.” She said with a smile.

God: “It very much was a stroke of luck, I fully admit.” She said with a nod.

Celia: “…”

Tia: “…”

Why is God here? Fuck… why did I think that she wasn’t watching me this entire time? That would have to mean that she agreed with my method for Tia. Dammit… she must have been the one to give Tia back her powers…

Tia: “God?” She asked.

God: “That’s me. And before you ask, no. I did not engineer this to happen. It was completely random. Much to my entertainment. Ria really put it correctly to say that watching Celia is very entertaining.” She answered with a hearty laugh.

Celia: “Wow… Maybe I should have a Luck Stat? I seem to have very high luck, after all.” I jokingly say.

God: “There is a hidden Stat like that, but seeing it wouldn’t be useful. For most, it is very low, or just zero. But for you, it is all over the damn place. Seeing it would anger you, I am sure.” She explained.

Celia: “…”

God: “On a more important topic… Celia… If only you could see the crazy things your family is doing right now. It is so damn entertaining!” She exclaimed with an excited tone.

Uh, uh… Were they really doing crazy things to bring me back? I was just joking about that… And God wouldn’t tell me anything more, vanishing on the spot after stealing some food from my plate. Damn cheeky God!… My only question is… what the hell are my family members doing to entertain a God so damn much!?