Chapter 5: I am not an Assassin!
(*Celia’s POV*)
After Tana woke up, the man explained how he ended up like this. He said that he was approached by a very rich man, who convince him to be his body double. They both had the same build, so he only needed the fake face to be a double. How odd… know how these things were made, the fake face was clearly a lot of money… Whoever this man is, they must have found out that Tana wanted him dead.
Tana: “I can’t believe that I almost killed an innocent person…” She said with a nervous tone.
Celia: “You just need to be more careful next time.” I advise.
Maid: “Did you really come here by chance?” She asked with a raised eyebrow.
Celia: “Absolutely. I came here from a dimension of angels. I just have to go through some tests and exams so that I can continue being a Goddess. Anyway, long story short, they don’t have much in the way of entertainment there, so I came to a modern dimension to buy a lot of things so that they can relax.” I explained.
Tana: “Normally, I would call you crazy and have you sent to a mental hospital, but as you’ve used magic, I have to believe your words.” She said with a sigh.
Celia: “Oh, my words are the truth. By the way, Hell and Heaven are real, and killing this man would have totally insured that you’d end up in Hell.” I reply with a giggle.
Tana: “…”
Body Double: “Can… can we leave now? That is, assuming that you won’t kill me…” He asked with a nervous tone.
Celia: “It depends…” I reply.
Body Double: “On…on what?” He asked.
Celia: “Will you tell the world what Tana did?” I ask.
Body Double: “…”
Little bitch! He was totally planning on either ratting Tana out, or blackmailing her! Did I save your life for fucking NOTHING?! Oh, well. I guess that I just have to bribe him myself. With a sigh, I took out a decent sized pouch of Gold Celestium from my inventory.
Celia: “If you talk after I gave you this, then I will come back to kill you, you hear me?” I threatened.
Body Double: “What the fuck?… This gold is clearly worth millions… Maybe even fifty million in total…” He said with a shocked tone.
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Millions? Ah, I do guess that modern dimension’d usually have mined a fuck ton of precious metals, so their purity is pretty low. But my dimension has had more than enough time to make pure metals once again, which is what our currency is made out of.
Celia: “How do you even know that?” I ask with a curious tone.
Body Double: “Before meeting that man, I was just a jewelry maker. I know a lot about metals. And to think, he only promised to pay me a hundred thousand…” He answered.
Celia: “That so? Interesting… Anyway, Tana, can we go back to land now? I have things to buy!” I ask.
Tana: “What is your name?” She asked.
Celia: “Celia is my name. Why ask?” I reply.
Tana: “Can you help me get revenge?” She asked with a serious tone.
Celia: “Girl… I am not an assassin…” I reply with a sigh.
Tana: “But with your help, I won’t make the same mistake again.” She replied.
Celia: “Are you rich?” I ask.
Body Double: “She is a famous actress, and her family was already rich before she entered the industry. If I remember correctly, her house is worth 25 million. What’s with that look?…” He asked with a confused tone.
Tana: “Why do you know so much about me?” She asked with a raised eyebrow.
Body Double: “Because I am one of your fans! Imagine almost being killed by your idol…” He answered.
Celia: “Kinda hot, right?” I jokingly reply.
Body Double: “I mean, yeah? But only in fiction. Reality is a completely different thing!” He said in defense.
Celia: “…”
Tana: “…”
I can’t believe he admitted to it! Maybe I was wrong to save his life… Eh, weird kink aside, I don’t get any bad vibes from him. Which is funny to say, but I feel like I can somewhat tell when someone is lying, or when they’re a bad person. Maybe it’s something to do with me being a Supreme Goddess? Something to ask Ria, I guess…
As some kind of reparations, Tana had the man cleaned up and given some food, and even a private room to wait in. According to the maid, it will take about six hours for us to get back to port. Which is annoying, to say the least…
Tana: “Celia, I can offer you a lot of money to help me out.” She proposed.
Celia: “As you can very much see, I do not lack money.” I reply with a shrug.
Tana: “Then why did you ask me about how rich I am?” She asked with a confused tone.
Celia: “If I am going to deal with this problem for you, then you need to deal with my problem in return.” I reply.
Tana: “And what problem is that?” She asked.
Celia: “That dimension is home to a few thousand angels. I need copies of every piece of entertainment that you can find, and for every one of them as well.” I answer.
Tana: “That’s all?” She asked with an unsure tone.
Celia: “Yeah? Were you expecting me to ask more of you?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.
Tana: “No… It's just that, with how against you were about me killing that fake, I figured that you’d be against killing someone.” She replied.
Celia: “I don’t kill innocents, Tana. Make no mistake, I have killed many people before. They were just bad people.” I say with a serious tone.
Maid: “Are you implying that we’re making a deal with the devil?” She asked.
Celia: “Rude! I’ll have you know that I am a Supreme Goddess of Lesbian Love! How could I be evil with a such a grand and holy title?” I reply with a pout.
Maid: “…”
Tana: “…”
Hah! They were so impressed by my domain that they’re left speechless! That, or they now think that I am a weirdo. Regardless, Tana agreed with the deal I proposed, and I was guided to a private room to sleep. Since it would take a while to get back to land, I just quickly fell asleep. Tomorrow, I guess that I will be a one-day assassin, huh? What fun!