Chapter 20: Absurd Dungeon!

(*Celia’s POV*)

If my jaw could snake all the way down to the floor like a cartoon character, it would have at this exact moment… Is this even a fantasy world anymore?

Ah, I guess that there are still fantasy races living in my dungeon, so I mean, technically, it is… But this is just beyond insane…

Celia: “Um… Ria? Why exactly, or rather, how did this even happen?” I ask with a confused expression.

Ria: “It’s just the natural progression of your dungeon, Celia.” She replied.

Mika: “This is a dungeon!? Ria, you can take your time figuring out how to take us to a new dimension!” She said with a happy tone.

Sia: “Yes, we can easily live just fine in this place.” She said with a smile.

Ria: “I’ll be sure to give you a house to live in, and also enough money to live as you please.” She said.

Celia: “Money? Don’t you mean Celestium, Ria?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.

Ria: “People here in this dungeon use a modern currency, similar to USD.” She explained.

Celia: “…”

Of course it does… If only I knew what would happen in the future when I took over this dungeon… Well, I would have still taken it over, but at least I wouldn’t be so surprised…

Enough beating around the bush, this place is now just a modern ass world! There were modern-looking roads all over the place, and modern cars were driving on them. All seemingly driving to whatever modern-looking building that they please.

If you kidnapped someone and took them here, they would think that they were taken to a completely different dimension… No wonder Yona’s kingdom is getting so much more advanced as the days go by…

One new thing that I noticed, is that there are only women living here now. What happened to the dwarves? I could have sworn that there were men living in this place, not even counting that race…

While I was lost in thought, Ria came back. I didn’t even realize that Ria and those two left, but she said that she gave them money and a house to live in.

Celia: “Ria… what happened to the males that were living here?” I ask with a curious tone.

Ria: “There was a revolution, and every male was killed in it. Since it was males vs females.” She explained.

Celia: “Huh!? Why the hell wasn’t I informed of this!?” I exclaim.

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My response made Ria laugh uncontrollably. What the heck? Sure, I am a lesbian, but I don’t hate all men, you know. Why is such a tragedy funny to her?…

Ria: “That was a joke, Celia.” She said with a giggle.

Celia: “Oh… Then what actually happened to them?” I ask.

Ria: “It’s just a quirk of living in this dungeon, but everyone eventually turns into a woman. Regardless of what race they originally were. In fact, there have been many new races birthed in this dungeon.” She answered.

Celia: “…”

I didn’t need to ask her why this happened, as this is my dungeon. Yeah, I don’t hate men, but clearly, my ideal paradise only has women living in it… Fuck… I need to keep this place an absolute secret from anyone I don’t completely trust…

With a sigh, I decided to explore around the place via flying. It was pretty much now just a modern mega city. I don’t even want to think about how many people are living in this place at this point.

There were some green women going around, taking a peek at their Status, there are humanoid Goblins. Ah, so that’s what happened to them… At least they’re free now.

Oh? Cool. They have digital displays on buildings, that show advertisements. Ah, this one is about a movie, and it’s mainly showcasing the main actor for it. Hm? Wait…

That actor looks kinda familiar… Holyshit! That is just straight up Yona! What the flying fuck!? Why is she an actor!? Why haven’t I been informed of anything that goes on in this place? Don’t I fucking own it!? Ah… now my head hurts.

Ria: “Yona is a very praised actor, and so is Amelie.” She said with a giggle.

Celia: “Even Amelie is an actor!?” I say with a shocked tone.

Ria: “Hadi is an actor as well. If I didn’t already have so much fun being with you, I would have become one too. It does seem fun, after all.” She replied.

Celia: “I love having you around me, but if you want to do something, then you should do it. I would never want to prevent you from doing something, Ria.” I say with a smile.

Ria: “…The more you flirt with me like this, the more and more I lose the will to resist the urge to start dating you right now…” She said with a blushed face.

Celia: “Aren’t I mature enough, Ria?” I say with a seductive tone with one of my hands on her face.

Ria: “I… I need some time to think about it, Celia.” She said while continuing to have a red face, but not being able to look me in the eyes.

Before I could talk to her more, she vanished. Tch! You cheeky overpowered Goddess! You can’t just run away while I am trying to seduce you! Fuck… Now I am sorta in a bad mood.

I kinda want to go eat something, just because I am curious about how the food in this place tastes. Unfortunately, I do not have any money at all…

Ruina: “You own this place, Celia. Everything will be free for you. Think about when you’ve come here before, didn’t everyone give you stuff for free?” She asked.

Celia: “Oh right… now that you mention it, they did…” I say with a thinking pose.

But will they still give me free shit? Well, there is only one way to find out! With a smile, I flew over to a decent-looking restaurant and went inside it. It seemed pretty fancy on the inside, and some good smells were coming from it.

I walked up to the person at the help desk, but they just smiled and guided me to a private room. Oh… so they will still give me free shit! Nice!

After looking at the menu for a bit, I ordered a steak dinner. A few minutes later, my food arrived. Taking a bite of it, the steak was pretty good. Not on the same level as the food at Yona’s place, but still good regardless.

As I continued to eat my food in bliss, I didn’t even realize that someone came into the private room. I only realized this when I finished eating.

A woman was now sitting opposite of me. Her hair was deep black, and she kinda looked like a gang leader. Who the heck is she, and why is she here?

I was about to ask this question, but she and her two bodyguards took out handguns. Ah! So they managed to make actual modern handguns! Awesome!

Now I know what I will be doing after this is over. Anyway, this whole thing would be pretty cool, if only I didn’t have three handguns pointed at me…