Chapter 26: The Government!?

(*Celia’s POV*)

I was actually given a written list of people that I had to save. Most of them had their most likely locations explained, unlike with Alisa, who was very hard to track. Looking at my list, I get an odd sense that I have been set up…

For one, it is surprising that there is actually a president of Heaven. And two, why the hell do I have to save her!? No wonder she didn’t care about using that vampire lady to spread propaganda, that AI woman has access to the entire government…

Yestila: “Celia, I assure you that the president is being controlled.” She said with a confident tone.

Celia: “Really?” I reply.

Yestila: “…”

Celia: “?”

Yestila: “Why aren’t you surprised? I just showed up at out nowhere. Even Amelie was given a shock by me doing so…” She said with a defeated tone.

Celia: “Hey, that is something that one of my wives likes to do, so I am used to it. And, Amelie is married to Ria as well, so I guess that Amelie is just jumpy?” I reply with a thinking pose.

Yestila: “…”

As I was thinking about Ria, Yestila attacked me out of the blue. Unlike before, she wasn’t holding back at all. Though, she was still no match for me. What the hell was the point of this?

Celia: “What is your problem, Yestila?” I ask after dodging her attack.

Yestila: “You’ve betrayed us, I can feel it!” She exclaimed before attacking me once again.

Celia: “Are you stupid? What would I gain from doing such a thing?” I say after easily dodging once more.

Yestila: “…”

No, really. There is no way for them to know that I’ve talked to that AI woman. And it’s not like I’ve done anything that goes against their request of me. Why would she attack me just now? Huh? Why is she holding her head in pain?

Yestila: “Sorry, Celia… God got control over our body for a bit. The one that took over my body and killed God, well, she was our friend. God still has some trauma with it, and she isn’t in her right mind at the moment.” She said with a remorseful tone.

Celia: “That so? But why attack me?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.

Yestila: “You’ve said something similar to that AI, so she lost herself for a bit.” She explained.

Celia: “Well, you have fun dealing with that. I have a president to save…” I say with a sigh before flying away.

What would you think the president of Heaven’s office would look like? Sorta like the blue or white house? Well, sorry to disappoint, but the damn place looked like a roman museum. At least there is one staple of what people would assume Heaven would look like here in Heaven…

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Angels littered the entire place, and it looked almost impossible to get into it without an invite. Walking up to them, I told them that their president was being controlled. Of course, since this sounded like I was an insane conspiracy theorist, they took their weapons out.

Celia: “It’s fine if you don’t believe me, as I have a method to make you all defenseless.” I reply with a shrug.

Angel A: “And what would that be?” She asked.

Angel B: “What even is your goal here?” The other asked with a raised eyebrow.

Luckily, before coming here, I picked up a megaphone thingy. It wasn’t like the ones from a modern world, this thing could emit sound miles away. Before speaking, I put it on a lower setting, just so only the angels in this building will be affected.

Celia: “My name is Celia, Supreme Goddess of Lesbian Love.” I say with a seductive tone.

They all dropped their weapons, and I could swear that they had heart eyes. Not wanting to take advantage of them any further, I just easily and softly knocked out all of the angels that came running toward me. With that, it was very easy access to the president.

The woman wasn’t in her office, but one of the angels “willingly” told me her location. The president was taking a bath, and said bath was fucking huge. Inside the bath, even with the steam, I could see a very beautiful woman relaxing in the water.

President: “Your little performance was entertaining. May I ask why you have come here? This is Heaven, so even if you kill me, I won’t actually die, you know?” She asked without even turning to look my way.

Celia: “Huh? I haven’t come here to kill you, but to get rid of what is controlling you.” I explain.

President: “Control? That isn’t correct, girl. Come, take a bath with me.” She proposed.

Celia: “No thanks, I am married.” I deny.

President: “I am sure your husband won’t mind you taking a bath with another woman.” She replied.

Celia: “I have wives, not husbands. Didn’t you hear my speech about my domain?” I reply.

President: “Ah, that is correct… My bad. Either way, surely you can take a bath with me? I swear that I have no bad intentions. I just want to explain this situation to you.” She once again suggested.

With a sigh, I put my clothes away in my inventory and got into the bath. The temperature was perfect, and there seemed to be something in the water that makes you feel very relaxed. I wasn’t shy, so I sat down in the bath right next to the president.

President: “My, your wives are quite lucky…” She said with a whistle.

Celia: “If you’re just going to flirt, then I will be leaving.” I say before getting up, but the woman grabbed my hand.

President: “I didn’t expect a woman of your domain to be so loyal. Sorry, I thought that I might have some chance with you. I swear that I won’t try it again.” She said with a pleading tone.

Celia: “Fine…” I reply before sitting back down in the bath.

President: “Heaven has a lot of problems. For now, these problems can exist for another hundred years before they become unfixable. The problem is that even though I am the president of Heaven, only God has the authority to fix those problems.” She explained.

Celia: “And?” I urge her to continue.

President: “That woman, who has started to control various people while using the Devil’s body, she is the key to fixing these problems. Once God gets more interested in taking care of Heaven, then she will tend to these problems.” She replied.

Celia: “I am aware of that already.” I reply with a shrug.

President: “Huh?…” She said with a shocked tone.

Celia: “Why so shocked?” I ask.

President: “She never controlled me, I was just helping her, so why have you come to deal with me if you know? Do you wish for Heaven to collapse!?” She exclaimed.

Celia: “No? The deal was that woman would withdraw her control over people, and I will act like it was me who did it. That way, she won’t be injured in the process. I wasn’t aware that you weren’t under her control. I am just going off a list that the Devil and God gave me.” I explain.

President: “…”

She asked for more information, and I gave it to her. Unlike with Yestila, I don’t think that telling her these things will cause issues. After I did so, I quickly left her place. I can only assume that either Yestila heard our conversation, or God is acting out again. As once I left, Yestila attacked me once more…