Chapter 87: Heaven Again…

(Celia’s POV)

Looking around, I was surprised to see that Heaven was better looking than when I left it. That is, without the few bites of destruction. Not! I teleported into a fucking bath! I was now in knee deep water, which drenched me, and Yona wasn’t here with me… Where did she go?

No, wait. I have other problems to deal with… Why did I end up in God’s bath? A more important question, why did I just witness the Devil and God kissing each other like desperate and horny lovers would? This… this is like, extreme incest…

God: “Celia!… I can explain!” She said with a shocked tone.

Celia: “Explain? How exactly can you explain smooching your own daughter?” I reply with a raised eyebrow.

God: “…”

Devil: “Celia’s got you in a bind, Dear.” She said with a laugh.

Celia: “And you! How could you seduce your own mother? Sure, I might have odd relationships with my parents, but they’re adoptive parents. God, you straight up CREATED the Devil!!!” I yell in annoyance.

Devil: “Hey, I get where you’re coming from, but God was the one who seduce me. Not the other way around.” She said with a shrug.

She fucking what!? Please don’t tell me that she actually did… Ah, that reaction from God tells me that the Devil wasn’t lying about this at all…

God: “Look… I love my daughter, okay? This is even more taboo than just normal incest. But is there anything wrong with this?” She said with a serious tone.

Celia: “…”

Devil: “Rather than fighting to the death, isn’t it much better that we’re fighting in bed instead?” She said with a cheeky tone.

Celia: “…”

God: “Please understand, Celia. I, oddly, really respect your opinion. I have no intentions of getting her pregnant, and I truly, truly love her. I know that it is somewhat wrong, but I cannot resist her.” She said with a pleading tone.

God respects my opinion? But… we didn’t really know each other that long. I mean, yeah. I did save her and Heaven. Is that why she respects me?…

Celia: “Fine. I guess when it comes to beings like us, incest isn’t really that big of a deal.” I reply with a sigh.

God: “Good! That means that you’ll come to our wedding, right?” She asked with an excited tone.

Celia: “Sure, but only if you come to my wedding.” I reply with a smile.

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Devil: “I’ve peeped at your life a bit, and I doubt that your wedding will happen anytime soon. As for us, our wedding will be in a week.” She said with a serious tone.

Celia: “Pervert…” I say with a disgusted look on my face.

I thought that the Creator and Ruina were the only ones peeping in on my life… But now the Devil has been peeping in on me as well? That really just pisses me off a lot… Or, I am just forcing my anger from the Creator onto the Devil. I don’t really know.

Devil: “Hey, hey! I am not a pervert!” She said in defense.

God: “You’ve taken a liking to tying me up in various ways. Me, God! So, yes. I would also call you a pervert.” She said with a smug tone.

Celia: “You convinced God to do BDSM!?” I exclaim with a shocked tone.

Devil: “With her consent, of course! No, wait! I am not a pervert, I swear! Look, Celia, I have no intentions of pursuing you anymore. And I have even ended all my other relationships. I swear upon the honor of my title, I am completely loyal to God, and she will be my last lover ever.” she explained with a serious tone.

Her words were spoken with great confidence, and I sensed no lies from her at all. As weird as it is for God and the Devil to be married, I will not get in the way of their happiness. I was just worried that the Devil was playing with God and wasn’t serious. If she was playing, then God would be very sad, which would endanger Heaven once again.

Celia: “I see… Back on topic, sure, I will go to your wedding. Can I bring my mother, Yona, along?” I ask.

God: “Of course!” She agreed.

I was happy that she agreed, but then I looked around the bath. There were various BDSM gear strewn about the place, and there were countless sex toys as well. Looking down at the bare bodies of the two, I could see various marks on their bodies. And, even with the bath being foggy and humid, the room still smelled heavily of sex…

Celia: “Did I interrupt more than just a kiss?” I ask.

Devil: “No. We just finished a few minutes ago. We were just cuddling in the bath.” She answered with an unembarrassed tone.

Celia: “Why are their marks on your bodies? No, I mean, I can guess… But why did the marks stay? Did something happen with you twos ability to heal? I can heal you two if you want.” I ask.

God: “…”

Devil: “Huh? Ah, these marks. We both find them arousing, so we keep them on us until we finish a session. Though, we like to leave hickeys on our bodies for a decent while. Actually, this requires a specific magic.” She explained.

Celia: “Can you teach me it? I also want to leave some marks on my wives as well.” I ask with a curious tone.

Devil: “Sure.” She agreed, getting up from the bath and putting her hand on my head.

Instantly, I received the knowledge of that specific magic. Oddly, it was a type of magic designed and made by God and the Devil both. The fact that I have been given such a magic is very amazing. After all, only us three know of it, and know how to use it.

Celia: “Thanks, I very much appreciate it.” I say with a smile.

Devil: “I know the desire to want to leave love marks on your lovers, so how could I keep such magic to myself? Anyway, you should go find your mother. If you don’t go find her now, you will miss our wedding.” She advised.

Celia: “Oh, no… I forgot that Yona didn’t show up with me, for some reason…” I say with a nervous tone.

God: “You came with someone? Ah, I did ask Cimra to give you that ring. Dammit… I forgot to upgrade it to allow you to take anyone you want to Heaven… Give it here real quick.” She said, holding out her hand.

I gave her the ring, and then she did something to it that made it brightly shine for a bit. Then she gave it back to me, and I put it back on.

God: “Now you can come and go with whoever you please.” She said with a smile.

Celia: “Thanks, but what about Yona?” I ask.

Devil: “Since she didn’t get permission to enter Heaven, she got sent to Hell. I can send you to the specific Hell that she got sent to.” She answered in God’s stead.

Celia: “…”

I accidentally sent Yona to Hell!? Fuck… I hope that she doesn’t think that I did this on purpose… I basically pleaded for the Devil to send me away, to which she quickly agreed. Once again, I am going back to Hell. Except, I still haven’t died yet… Will this be a new record?…