Chapter 34: My Second War Prep.

(*Celia’s POV*)

You know, I killed that evil ghost demon, killed some assassins, and had a lot of sex with my wives. And yet, I haven’t bothered to check my Status in a while…

Ruina: “Celia, I’ve felt lonely lately. You don’t talk to me much these days, you know?” She said with a sad tone.

Celia: “I’m sorry, but you know that you can talk to me if you want, right? You really only speak up if I need your help.” I reply with a remorseful tone.

Ruina: “I’m just joking, Celia. I have been very busy, so I haven’t had much time to talk to you. Though, I know that you’re enjoying your life a lot right now.” She said with a giggle.

Celia: “I would say so, yes.” I reply with a nod.

Ruina: “Okay, now I will tell you something that will make you laugh.” She said while trying to hold back her laughter.

Celia: “If you can barely stop yourself from laughing, then it must be very funny. Please tell me.” I say with a curious tone.

Ruina: “Just from having sex, you gained almost a hundred levels!” She said with a hearty laugh.

Celia: “…”

Really? Like, really really? Fuck… I expected no more than one or two levels, not almost a hundred… Dare I even look at my new Status?… Dammit! My curiosity is overwhelming my sense of shame!

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:Status:

Name: Celia.

Sex: Female.

Race: Empowered Humanoid Demon. (Teen.)

Age: 18.

HP: 45,000/45,000.

MP: 10,000/10,000.

AGI: 293.

STR: 420.

DEX: 298.

INT: 285.

Hunger: 1,193/1,250.

True Level: 428.

Race Level: 286/1000.

Current EXP: 19,752/25,000.

Titles: Kin Eater. Giant Killer. Goblin Genocider. Enemy of all Wood. Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex. Mark of a Goddess of Death.

Self Improvement Points: 4892.

Upgrades/Skills Available: 0.

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Wow… I like that I have no idea what caused all of these levels… Either it was the sex, or all of the shit that I’ve recently killed. Frankly, it’s more fun to think that it was the sex, so I will go with that.

Hm… Should I wait for new Upgrades and Skills, or pump up my Stats?

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Ruina: “Pump up your Stats, Celia. I can cheat and look ahead for when you actually get Skills and Upgrades to purchase. Unless you do something oddly specific, like using firearms really well, then you won’t get any new ones for a long time.” She explained.

One of these days, Ruina, I will repay you for all of the help you’ve given me. Oh? No reply? I see… I must be good at making girls blush. Shouldn’t I get a Skill or Title pertaining to that? No wait, don’t give me such a Title or Skill…

With Ruina being far too embarrassed to talk to me, I used up all of my SIP’s on my Stats. Once I was done, I felt like a brand new woman! I not only felt stronger, faster, and more intelligent, I also felt more… uh… holy?

Well, that is to say, that I feel sorta like a Goddess. I guess that my race is closer to a Goddess than a human, huh? Regardless, the key benefit of my expenditure, is that I am sure that I can last far longer in bed with my wives now!

Ruina: “Please think about how much easy it will be to fight, rather than hope much longer you can last while “fighting” your wives in bed, Celia…” She said with a sigh.

Yeah… I guess you’re right. I should check out what my Status looks like now. I haven’t mentioned it before, but whenever I put SIP’s into my Stats, I just close my eyes and randomly click until I stop hearing the sound that tells me that I spent a SIP.

And yes, I have done this each and every time. I have to keep my life interesting for me as well, you know? Anyway, my new Status!

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:Status:

Name: Celia.

Sex: Female.

Race: Empowered Humanoid Demon. (Teen.)

Age: 18.

HP: 45,000/45,000.

MP: 10,000/10,000.

AGI: 1,516.

STR: 1,643.

DEX: 1,521.

INT: 1,508.

Hunger: 1,191/1,250.

True Level: 428.

Race Level: 286/1000.

Current EXP: 19,752/25,000.

Titles: Kin Eater. Giant Killer. Goblin Genocider. Enemy of all Wood. Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex. Mark of a Goddess of Death.

Self Improvement Points: 0.

Upgrades/Skills Available: 0.

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Ah, so that’s how the points where divvied out, huh? Wait… if I still recall how to do math, and I do, then wasn’t my SIP’s divided evenly between my four main Stats? Both my MP and HP are the same…

Ruina: “It actually took you THIS long to figure this out, Celia?” She said with a giggle.

Celia: “Figure what out exactly?” I ask with a head tilt.

Ruina: “Your little game has always been dangerously stupid, so each time you’ve played it, I would evenly split up your SIP’s. Or sometimes I would spend them randomly, but carefully, just so you wouldn’t notice.” She explained.

Celia: “…”

Uh… Thanks for saving me from myself, I guess? Damn… I knew that everything worked out for my Stats just a little too well… In reality, Ruina had saved me the trouble all along. I really, really need to repay her eventually… Anyway, what about my Upgrades and Skills?

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:Upgrades:

Danger Sense.

Weakness Sense.

Prey Sense.

Mana Sense.

Night-vision.

:Skills:

Inspect: Level: 10. (MAX).

Enhanced Vision: Level: 10. (MAX).

Iron Stomach: Level: 10. (MAX).

Swordsmanship: Level: 10. (MAX).

Dagger Mastery: Level: 10. (MAX).

Spear Mastery: Level: 10. (MAX).

Axe Mastery: Level: 10. (MAX).

Firearm Marksmanship: Level: 1.

Mining: Level: 10. (MAX).

Woodcutting: Level: 10. (MAX).

Wind Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Fire Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Earth Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Water Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Flying Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Space Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Darkness Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Death Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Electricity Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Light Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Healing Magic: Level: 10. (MAX).

Time Magic: Level: 2.

Dungeon Master: Level: 10. (MAX).

???: Level: 1.

:Titles:

Kin Eater: Effect: 5% more damage to beings that you have relation to. Includes past, and future evolutions.

Giant Killer: Effect: 15% more damage to beings that are twice your size.

Goblin Genocider: Effect: 8% more damage to all variations of Goblins.

Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex: Effects: 12% more Experience given when landing the last shot on a being. Experience gained from doing Sexual Acts.

Mark of a Goddess of Death: Effects: Immune to all Death Magic.

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Hmm… that question mark Skill is still, well, question marks, and it is level one still as well. One of these days, I will figure out what you’re. Mark my words!

Ria: “Are you done with your System, Celia?” She asked.

Celia: “Hm? Ah, yeah, I am. And now I am even more powerful than before!” I say with a happy tone.

Ria: “I can see that… Your soul is much more powerful now.” She said while looking at my chest.

Celia: “Ria… we can’t do that here. The guards will hear us.” I say with a joking tone.

Ria: “…”

Currently, we’re on our way to a battlefield. Everyone else already left, while I had to stay home at Yona’s castle and do a bunch of her work. But that’s all finished now, so I can finally join my family in battle! Ah, I can’t wait to have fun with them!