Mina stood in the office of Bird Brains with her boyfriend and her two love rivals. Blind seemed just as shocked as her about her little infiltration challenge.

"You're dyeing my girlfriend's hair blonde?!" he exclaimed. "Just so she can work for a wack job billionaire?!!"

"Like what do you care," Victoria snarked as Ashley giggled. "You're blind, mister!"

"Besides," Vicki said, combing through her own locks of yellow hair. "My mom only hired blondes. They've tried to nail her for affirmative action and all the stuff but she's managed to avoid it thanks to her ace legal team."

Mina shook her head in disbelief. "Hair follicle discrimination? Now I've heard everything."

"So," Ashley said, fluffing her orange mane. "You'll need to come up with your own blonde persona, undergrad. Hopefully one as vapid as your hair color."

Ashley narrowly avoided a purse swing in the head from Victoria Electra. Mina was surprised poor Taco didnt fly out. Victoria put her hands on her hips and jutted out her lips. "At least we have, like souls, you ginger. All you ever do is talk all analytical!"

Ashley raised her spikey cat glove to her blonde adversaries face. "Its called having an IQ. Shame you don't have one."

Both glared daggers as Blind listened and responded curtly. "As much as I'd enjoy a catfight between you two snobs, I think you should ask the most important person in your little scheme if she wants to go along with it. I know for certain that my Mina wouldn't happily comply to being your puppet."

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Both Ashley and Victoria turned their dagger like glares to Mina who was feeling a burst of confidence. (That semi had to do with Blind squeezing her hand...but also her own self worth). "Yeah!" she said. "What he said. Do I want to blondify myself after eighteen years of being a brunette? That's quite a decision."

Ashley removed an E-Phone from her pocket. "My boss would be very annoyed if you didn't help us out here. Squawking mad even."

"Raven..." Mina said, "Or Ivor Ebony. What does he have to do with this?"

Ashley flashed the phone with his message on it. It read in all caps, "THIS ELECTRA DAME IS NO GOOD, KID! SHE'S GONNA TURN BUSINESS PARK INTO AN ACTUAL BUSINESS PARK AND STEAM ROLL ALL THESE SMALL BUSINESSES. GET RID OF HER ASAP!"

"Wowee..." Mina said softly. "Raven may have lost his marbles and think he's a politician now, but at least he's socially conscious."

She dramatically cast her hand to her head like she was going to faint from all of the drama. "Welp...for the sake of my career, and my home, BLEACH AWAY!"

Vicki laughed to herself and tossed the bleach up and down. "Normally, I'd tell you to drink this, brunette, but today, it's time for your makeover."

The blonde mean girl's eyes dilated as she staggered straight towards Mina like a hypnotized zombie. "From now on, you will be one of us. A BLONDE! One of us...one of us!"

Mina gulped like she was swallowing a pile of marbles. The chants of 'One of Us' circled around her brain like a death ritual as she realized she'd now have a much brighter sheen to her hair and everyone would think her IQ was ten times lower than it actually was.

Blind looked uneasy as he stood beside Ashley. Ashley, however, had switched on the camera on her E-Phone. A hungry look was on her face as the tongue stuck sideways out of her mouth, making sure she got the perfect angle. Mina felt the wetness in her hair and realized she had reached the point of no return. She was crossing over to the light side!

From this point onward, she would not longer be legally brunette, but rather...legally blonde!