The next day, Mina awoke In Blind's arms, being snuggled by his legal firearms. The way he squeezed her tigh, even in slumber made her almost forget the secret he had kept from her. She let out a breathy mumble as she yawned, and much to her surprise, it was accompanied by a smooth, dark chocolate hand across her cheek.

"I may not be able to see you, Rookie Hawkins," Blind said, his voice equally velvety. "But knowing you're the first thing I touch in this morning is a privilege and honor."

Mina began to giggle awkwardly and blush profusely. "Who knew you could be a Romeo in the AM!" she sighed. "Even before coffee!"

Blind chuckled. "Someone like you can wake me up even without coffee!"

Mina's eyes shot open. And she reached her hand back to touch his broad shoulders. "Touche."

***

At this point, Mina had totally put Blind's little revenge plot aside. He was such a perfect dreamboat of a boyfriend that who cared if he kept his vengeful thoughts away from her. After all, it just made him brood and there was nothing more sexy than a tall, dark and brooding prettyboy on a quest for vengeance. Mina resolved that she had to stop watching anime as it had poisoned her mind on her ideal man was.

After making some cheap black coffee and heating up some dry toast and devouring some cold cereal, the detective and attorney team made their way down to the police station where they were greeted with a truly peculiar site (or smell in Blind's case: "it reeks of cheap perfume and desperation," he said.)

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Hundreds of girls lined up outside the police station in a not-so-orderly fashion. Many of them looked like teenagers with pimply faces and heavy dental equivalent like retainers and braces.

Mina smirked cooly. "Either we're actually at a dental hygienist or Dustin Himbolake is imprisoned in this building!"

As soon as the taxi dropped the two off, they approached the building. One of the girls threw out her arms to block them….or more specifically, Mina from the entrance. She had a giant metal wire that wrapped around her head to form an outside retainer.

"Hold it sisther!" she lisped and glared at Mina. "You have to wait in line like everyone else!"

"For what?" Mina asked, feeling legitimately curious.

The young girl's eyes sparkled brightly like stars. "For Dustin Himbolake's Lucky Lips Lotto!"

Mina chuckled. "Oh right," she smirked. "I had totally forgotten that he had a kissing raffle after the show! I was going to put my name in…but then I realized I already have the luckiest lips in the world."

She stood on the tips of her toes and kissed Blind and giggled.

"So…" the girl glared daggers at Mina. "If you already hath a super stud, why are you here? To gloat at all of usth?!"

Some of the other girls turned around with fiery anger in their eyes. They slammed their fists in their hands ready to beat their love rivals to a pulp.

Blind grabbed Mina by her shoulders and stepped in front of his girlfriend. "Get back," the cyborg said to her. "I sense more bloodlust than a pack of rabid wolverines or armed Mafia members."

Mina chuckled nervously as sweat poured down her forehead. "This is much worse than wolverines or the Mafia. We're dealing with overly hormonal teenage girls here!"

The Himbolake crazed teenage girls formed a circle around Mina and Blind. "Alright," the wire-retainer teenage girl exclaimed. "Let's bash them over the head with our Taylor Switch albums!"

Several of them pulled out brand new 33-gram vinyl records, and prepared to pummel their ememies with a hit pop sensation.