"The Great Cull is upon us. If we do not defeat them then the world will end and all of humanity will be forced to start again" They were words spoken by a crazed man but still, they rang with truth. Joe once lived a simple life, one far away from the pain and suffering in the town of his birth. Working on a farm in the middle of outback New South Wales was far easier than the memories he'd left behind. That changed though the moment a scream filled the air and the outhouse became the very portal through which the Toilet Crocs invaded. Now Joe must navigate a changing world filled with nonsense game mechanics and the whims of heartless Primordials with nobody but his trusty farm dog Stella and a horse who hates his guts at his side. Through ridiculous quests, epic battles, and painful betrayals, Joe must seek out Nigel the Sentinel to have any chance to survive the invasion and receive the Guardian's reward. Too bad the other players left behind seemed determined to see him flushed from existence.