“We are going to take bath, you say…” said by the leader of the bandits with a quizzical look on his eyes as he knits his brows.
“You guys are so filthy so that’s why the first thing to be done is to be properly groomed!” grandly spoken by Reysha.
The bandits become restless because of not what Reysha said but because of another reason. A reason they find difficult to point out to the foul mood Reysha. It is something they absolutely need to tell.
“Um, miss…firstly…may we know your name?” asks by a bandit with silver hair the tied in a low ponytail and handsome sky blue pupils. He has a mole beneath his left eye and he is the same as the leader, leanly built.
With an irritated and impatient face, Reysha angrily mutters “Reysha, just call me by that!”
The silver-haired man follows suit after she answered “I see. Then Miss Reysha, even if you tell us to strip naked and take bath at this river, the problems are none of those but your existence itself here.” He remarkably pointed out.
Reysha is fully aware of how a young men minds works as boys at their age already has awareness of the opposite sex and more than that, they are already grown men so their interests lean towards a sensual relationship with a partner.
But being so timid and shy is not a fitting image for a bandit.
“Seeing your shriveled manhood won’t faze me a little so get on to it and strip!” she screams loudly as she ordered that bandits.
In fear and hurry, they remove their clothes as if their life depends on it. They left no clothes undressed but they curled it into a ball and used it to cover their crotches.
Reysha, being a previous doctor and a man doesn’t even give a single care about it. In the line of work of a doctor, most of the check-ups were patients need to show their naked body.
Compared to these handsome guys, Reysha has already seen worse.
Confirming that all of them are in their birthday suits, she invokes a magic from an empty air and a dark hole appears out of nowhere.
The skill is widely known as dimensional storage, a convenient skill that let the user store items and belonging. The magic power consumption is extremely low depending on your magical aptitude.
Of course for Reysha, it is easy as breathing.
Reysha took out something from it and tossed it to the bandits who are now sinking their bodies in the lake.
What she passed to them is an alchemic body wash or simply soap.
“You guys already know what is that, right?” she nervously queries as she already thinks of these bandits as idiots and morons.
“Don’t belittle us! Of course, we know!” said by a man with fizzy brown hair and hazelnut pupils as he took the soap from the leader and starts lathering it all over his body.
“OOOHHHHH!” said in unison by the bands.
Reysha couldn’t utter any more words after that.
Not even ten minutes has passed and they start frolicking in the lake as they play with the soap, tossing it and making suds out of it. They are not even covering their crotches and they completely forgot the monstrous existence that watches over them.
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Reysha just had thought how he missed being a man.
Forming strong manly bonds with each other, playing like an idiot and discussing and talking about their preferences when it comes to woman…
“UUUOOOOOHHHH!” is what Reysha heard coming from the playing idiots at the lake.
As she peeks towards them, she caught a glimpse of something flying over to her.
The soap…
It landed on her face.
“Mine!” “No, that’s mine!” “I’m going to grab it!” is what those morons shouted as they frantically try to catch the soap which, unfortunately, already landed on Reysha’s face.
Because of their momentum, they weren’t able to stop on their track and they fell on one another.
The end story?
They all fell to Reysha… covering her with their naked bodies and rubbing their legendary swords to her.
Reysha has no problem seeing a private part of a man or woman.
But directly touching them is another story…
BAM!
BONK!
“Kyaa! Get away from me!!!” she screams as she hits them on their stomach, sending them flying. She let out a squeal she herself never imagined to do.
A minute later…
“Miss Reysha, we are deeply sorry! It…it was an accident!” said by the leader as all of them bow down towards Reysha.
“Please don’t kill us!” supported by the red-haired guy.
Reysha, in disgust, put a several meter distance between her and the bandits. She doesn't know how to react anymore.
But a sudden idea crashes into her mind.
“Okay, I will forgive everyone.” She said…but with a pause…
The bandits paled as they saw grinning evilly. Their heads are filled with torturous act and punishments.
“Run around the whole forest naked!” is what she said.
The 54th Platoon of Breille Kingdom marches through the forest in near vicinity of the Kingdom Capital. They are the worst platoon that was ever made.
It was only led by a nameless captain and all the knights are devoid of motivation.
They are sent into this forest to investigate the reports about the sighting of a new band of bandits that lurks around here.
Marching lazily and breathing sighs at every chance they could get, the platoon continuously traverses the forest.
In their most loathsome boredom, they heard a rustling sound coming deeper from the tall bushes that surround the only path.
“Draw your weapons!” shouted by the certain captain.
They did as what they are told and they brandish their swords towards the place where the sound came from. They intently stare at the place where the sound came from.
Even though they are devoid of motivation, they are still trained knights.
Suddenly…from the hide of greenery a group of men came out while shouting in a battle cry!
“UOOOOOHHH!” they roared as they unknowingly shown themselves to the platoon.
Thirteen men, buck naked and with no whatsoever anything with them, shouting in the middle of the forest.
The captain of the platoon was of course, in shock.
He carefully observes the perverts that came out of nowhere wearing nothing.
“Dangerous! Dangerous!” as he shouted inside his mind.
They are too distracting and their…short swords are dangling from left to right. It made the captain nauseous.
“They are not unarmed after all, they are all carrying short swords with them! And what horror would fill us if those short swords evolve in a long sword pointing towards us!” the captain idiotically thought to himself.
And in that moment, he made his decision.
“Retreat!” he shouted towards his men and they obediently followed his order.
The platoon hurriedly escapes from the group of naked men. Because the men are dazzlingly handsome, the memory of them is burned inside their mind of the rest of their lives.
In the future, The 54th Platoon of Breille Kingdom will be known as heroes.
Being sent to a war against the neighboring kingdom, they fought.
The platoon fought a losing battle as a scapegoat as they need to defend the last fort towards the kingdom’s towns and cities.
That’s when the certain nameless captain remembers about the naked men inside the forest. In a desperate attempt to live the war, they all undressed leaving nothing but the sword and shield in tow.
The thing called the second sword distracted the enemies, making them unable to fight properly and one by one, without any casualties, the platoon single-handedly defended the fort and thus, was known as the “Dual Sworders” (if you catch my drift)
Meanwhile…
“We won! We made them retreat without even fighting!” the leader of the bandit smiles and cheered.
“I knew we could do it! We are strong!” complimented by a twins with the same short blond hair and blue eyes.
The bandit cheers over their victory of chasing the knights out of the forest even if it is just by accident.
Reysha watching from afar…
“I told that as a joke…but…” placing her palm on her face as she sigh wearily