Winter Tires

Do you like what you see, are you ready, to claim me,

Dreams, echoing,

Am I late, why do I always,

Come early, keep your eye,

On the prize, Maria,

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Everyone wants you,

Ravinder, let me taste you,

This is, sexual harassment,

I'm telling, HR,

Work, Monday soon,

Relax, I'm just playing,

Wizard, in a tower,

The role, I'm playing,

My character, in this story,

A wolf, pretending to be your grandmother,

Vroom, vroom, I'm important too,

Fucking trash, everywhere,

Raccoons, eating dirty fruit,

But I'll settle, I'll eat it too.

Santa Hat

Do you really want to win at the beginning,

You could wait for your presents,

Or start whining, revving your engines,

All the trash, is coming out of hiding,

At least spray some perfume on it,

Make it smell pretty, no condom,

Okay, you got me.