Nurse Girls

I could be an established poet,

I have a small understanding of art,

My father above has hammered so much into me,

I also threw magic in the air,

Waved my hands in the air,

Just for a chance to be with her,

I would do all the work I had to,

Pray and be molded for her,

Let my cup overflow,

Let my love flood the world,

I'm just a poet, but this girl,

I would offer her the world,

Our father above loves all of us,

He could connect all of us,

The universe expands and he is an artist,

I could be more of a nerd than I know,

An understanding of universal law,

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A careful hunter, a master trap craftsman,

Go South he says, explore the West,

I wish to be a general in hell,

A butterfly, a faerie, a contract, a goose,

Big breasts, ba-boom, ba-boom, my heart beating,

A horny little toad, a demon in disguise, a dragon, a treasure,

An arsenal, endless ammo,

Get ready, make your bets,

Flush, all hearts,

Six of spades, four of diamonds, a hymen, four of clubs, this guy, going all in,

A fountain, a flood, of holy water,

All over my face, Alice,

Under her skirt, feeling beneath her shirt,

So wet, everywhere, its Halloween,

A vampire knocking thrice, oh my, you gave me a scare,

My husband and I were just having dinner,

Do you have room for apple pie,

Damn, man, I’m spent, yeah, I came, three times.

College Chicks

I smell freedom, hear it, echo in the distance,

The machine is still running,

The smell of mangy fur, piss stained lips,

So many people, fucking around,

But you know what, we have to find out,

I forget, how much, I love mistakes,

Succulent pussy, the consequences,

Everything once, god I love it,

Boobies, titties, lovely, Canadian geese,

Honk, honk, French baguette,

Vanilla, have you come yet,

Let’s get some coffee,

Have you finished university,

Uh oh, a baby,

I smell, responsibility.

High School Chicks

I have to go to work,

After Thanksgiving,

The bug exterminators,

Are coming to my apartment,

To fog the place, damn man, I'm afraid,

I have so much karma, do you know ghosts exist,

Bed bugs, cockroaches, they all have a place,

Its almost Halloween, I saw a few wendigoes around,

What happens, when you eat something forbidden,

I smell judgement, the next thing echoes out,

No, father, don’t leave me,

At least, let me give, Velma a baby,

Would she suck my soul out,

La Lallalorona, she's just a child,

I would have to be careful,

Let it chip away at me,

Till there’s a place for her,

Such lovely lips, bountiful hips,

Up her skirt, the pearly gates,

Wet, and waiting,

The gateway to hell,

Eternity, after eternity,

Please wait, I’m coming.