Cheerleader

Don't lie,

You’re not,

A virgin,

All you do,

Is pick fruits,

Your mouth says no,

But you’re reaching out,

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

Give me, give me,

Your body is honest.

Tour Bus

Is it, still active,

This song,

The performance,

Are we on,

Down the highway,

We’re on tour,

The grand canyon,

Throw a grenade in,

Are you,

Feeling frisky,

I'm still,

Not an architect.

Soccer Match

I'm still a man,

Am I eating too much,

Advantage,

Have a beer,

Relax,

The game is on.

The Neighbor's Wife

Am I greedy,

Why do I,

Keep eating,

Keep working,

Stay busy,

Damn, Stacy's mom,

Apple pie,

So tasty.