I thought it was just food,

I'm being controlled,

Ruin the game, for everybody,

Just a man, why do I,

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Treat every girl the same,

I fell, of course, if you’re hotter,

I'm dirtier, I have other problems,

On my mind, I'm going to die,

Poor, and butt hurt,

That I'm the only dude,

Not getting any, I was,

Complaining earlier,

There are like, fifty thousand,

Birds, just like this,

Just let me, have one,

Then, I got kicked out,

They said, I wasn’t cool enough,

For this ride, I was still a virgin,

I had to, earn my ticket somehow.