Playing it Safe

Everyone, has a story,

A reason, for doing,

The things they do,

It would be heresy,

To ask them to change,

Man, all I want,

Is to see some breasts,

Settle, don’t dare to,

Risk it, is it,

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Up in the air,

Who I am,

This is, customer service,

How can I help you today?

Smoke Break

Please, someone kill me,

Oh, don’t be a baby,

Its just, work,

Suck it up,

Do your job.

Brie

Oh my, blue eyed baby,

What would you say to me,

I'd love to, invade your world,

But, you couldn’t handle me,

Stay safe, in your suburban,

Neighborhood, your SUV,

Don’t tempt me,

I would eat all of you,

After I'm done,

There would just be,

Bones left,

Damn, same old story,

Yes, I did steal your panties,

Stop asking me.

Quiet Kid

Are you, going to call a taxi,

Chew, chew, spit,

Why are you, so,

Hyper vigilant,

Why is, my father,

Still watching me,

Can I not be trusted,

No, I just,

Have instincts,

I always want to win,

But he still,

Has to control me,

So I guess,

I'll never escape,

I'm doomed to live,

I wonder,

If he'll ever get tired of me.