Sudoku, choose a spot, me and you,

What isn't echoing what is,

Does it really exist,

The clitoris?

Mount Olympus,

I'm going to see if they have an apartment available,

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A place for me and the kids,

An office to work in,

A nice area to smoke in,

Oh, no I'm broke again,

How will I eat venison?

Put my money where my mouth is,

On these piss stained lips,

Wild bush scratching your face,

Right there, I'm cumming,

How about some scissor sex?

A collar, a dog bed,

I shouldn’t be trusted with kids,

For art, your love, anything,

My muse, my goddess, the moon,

I’ll visit you in a dream, a vampire, knock thrice,

Let you see the dark side, under these sheets, beneath your skirt,

So slimy, don’t you wash it?

But daddy, you asked me not to,

I need therapy, a massage, next thing you know,

Julio was born.