Pity
Some sort,
Of joke,
A Martian,
A love-craftian,
Story, I'm still not,
An architect, it could be,
Some sort, of dream,
Or the world,
Could be suffering,
We might have to,
Change something,
It could be a terrible,
Ghost story, it could be,
A homeless man,
Who ate a meal,
Some sort of comfort,
A passing joke,
This could be,
Destiny, how far,
Are you willing to push it,
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Do you love me?
Mister Brightside
It could be Halloween,
Black magic,
Could be in the air,
I'm still not,
An architect,
I could have,
Lost the joke,
It could be,
In the air,
It could be,
September,
I could be,
Settling,
A gravestone,
Dead, never to,
Rise again, some sort,
A joke, fangs,
A vampire,
Don’t,
Its important to me,
You make such,
Terrible jokes,
In the teacher’s,
Office, spanking,
You’re such a,
Bad girl, get naked,
Let me taste it.
Caught in the Web
Some sort of,
Love-craftian joke,
I have no choice,
I have to believe in it,
It could be night time,
And I could, smell,
A virgin walking around,
How big are her nipples,
Her boobs, are they round,
Do you dare, go South,
Taste, the fountain,
Of youth, eat,
The fruit, do you,
Take this woman,
To be your,
Lawfully wedded wife,
To love and to hold,
Forever, that you,
Shall live, are the,
Measuring scales,
Still active, has the alchemist,
Completed, his potion,
The philosopher’s,
Stone, the clitoris,
I'm coming,
He fell,
Got stuck in a web,
Got eaten, by a weaver,
A sweater, is it cold,
Ice cream, is it sore,
Too far, wrong hole.
Excuses
Could have went,
Too far, if you dig,
Far enough, you could,
Find gold, a treasure,
Mountain, a dragon,
A legion, of soldiers,
Coming to save,
The queen,
God save us all,
I have to marry her,
Some sort of joke,
Vampires and werewolves,
We’re hungry, I smell a virgin,
Fresh meat, is a bunch of orcs,
Hunting, some sort of, dream,
A nightmare, a love bite, a scare,
Its too bright, too holy,
I don’t dare, to claim it,
Yes, give it to daddy,
A vivre card, so that,
We may always find,
Each other, One Piece,
A bunch of, rules echoing,
Law school, I’m still not,
An architect, I don’t know,
Why it placed it there,
Do we dare, fall all the way,
Hell’s gates, a feast, and you know what,
Reality, hit me, wake me up,
What a lovely dream.