Condom

I need, to sit down, contemplate, life,

Bring back, my life, a fire, I won't,

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Let it, out, I'm trapped, no moves,

Left, how come, hooves, click, clack,

Horses, my collar, come on,

Your coming, with me tonight,

Ball, and chain, Chengdu,

Mace, in the face, my,

Goth girlfriend.

Wedding Ring

I'll make it, I'm a, responsible guy,

How much, we don't, take credit,

Cash, up front, play it safe.