My son, you must always follow the rule of laziness,

Water cannot wash the blood away,

Our hands are stained,

Does that mean, we should,

Kill, eat, feast, as we please,

No, it means, we are now,

Bound by universal law,

There are blue puppies,

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Running around, all over the place,

Yes, they have guns, how scary,

But as we linger, and the apple floats before our eyes,

Reach out, pull it in, take a bite,

Even sloths have to eat,

But daddy, my son asked,

2D girls are so tasty,

How can I give it up,

I said son, there is a mountain there,

I want you to stand there for eternity,

Wait there forever, I have to fuck your sister,

Then witches came out of the bushes,

They said, wait there, while we tell the moon,

I saw him yesterday, feasting on a deer,

There was blood everywhere, it was her first time,

Then I fled, I couldn’t let the kids know of my crime,

The moon saw me later that day,

She said, leave the kids to play,

Let the lizard be the queen,

For I have claimed the king,

He’ll be my slave for eternity,

The blue puppies pulled out their guns,

They said, we want to eat too!