Imagine living with a worm girl homie, how boring that would be, she speaks, and it's like what is she saying, does she think she’s more than food to me, she'll ask you if you would love her if she was a worm, you'll smile, say of course, thinking bitch, of course I love worms, they’re easy to eat, but would you respect her personality, honestly, what good could there be, I would have to be a mouse in the ocean, drowning, delusion after delusion, the world turns upside down, you smile, baby, of course I love your personality, you have so many interesting things to say, of course, a woman would make a great president, I honestly don’t care if the atmosphere is set on fire, and we all burn to death, no, baby, I didn’t mean it like that, I just meant that women can do anything, no, I don’t think you’re fat, thinking, bitch, I love fatties, no, don’t shave, don’t shower, I love it hairy and stinky, no, I’m not thinking anything dirty, I just thought you looked so pretty in the light, makes my heart flutter, like music playing in the background, I want to sing you a love song, oh, you’re pregnant, baby, I’m so happy, you’ll make a great mother, I just have to go out for a bit, I think we’re out of milk, one shot, time of death four twenty, I’ll wait for you, in the next eternity, several months later, you see him, hey, you look like my old boyfriend, I’m sorry, it could have been my twin, he left a note, saying he killed himself at sea, we never recovered the body, I’m sure you’ll see him again, waiting for you in heaven, why yes, this is my girlfriend, yes, it’s weird, you look sort of similar, me and my brother, we were into the same sort of girls, why yes, I do love worms, am I ready to be an uncle, I’m sorry, I’m late for an appointment, I have to go fishing at sea, there could be a storm today, but I can’t escape it, it’s my passion, maybe you can spend some time with my girlfriend, soon she’ll be a mother, maybe your children can grow up with each other, alas, I must go, I have to go pick up some cigarettes, I meant go fishing at sea, do I believe in karma and ghosts, no way, such a thing could never haunt me, you’re asking me if I want to have a threesome, okay, you caught me, it’s me.

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