Just a fat imp homie, he's fed on too much blood, maybe he'll regret it, when he grows up, maybe he won’t be able to handle the karma, female panthers, witches, hunting for sport, I guess he does understand respect, there’s a lot of lessons, engraved onto him, he knows that East to West extends, the universe expands, he knows the mountain fist technique, he probably, found it, the clitoris, flicked the bean, his lovely nurse girls, do they let daddy in, a fighter, a mercenary, a red-haired princess, Shanks, so far away, yet many serve him, work for him, write out contracts, how much gold, to join the legion, just an alchemist, a snake twisting, a yoga master, an open hand, a fruit, will it allow it, bite into it, savor it, swallow it, raspberry juice, so much food, flowing, as I get older, how will I look, wrinkled, disfigured, did I stay within the rules, your father wants it clean, but I’m still a kid, I like it dirty, do you want something from Santa, show me, I’ll pass it up the ladder, make a wish come true, climb, climb, get fatter, what a fat salmon, such juicy pink flesh, painted, with elegant makeup, juicy cotoure, I’m just a tech kid, I come from the future, I’m Joyboy, learning about cyberware, active directory, I’m a sorcerer, so many spells, I’m casting, eternity, is crystalizing, the airport, I want to make it to the fourth planet, the fifth, I want to sit down one day, and smoke an eighth, of hash, an eight ball, of cocaine, a rock of crack, a meteor passing, I want to visit Afghanistan, bathe in the Ganges river, I want to risk drinking the water, go to Venice, enjoy the beach, an ocean of sin, do you want to go mountain climbing, walk through the forest, pay the toll, will I slay the bandits, I’m just a merchant, passing through, a support analyst, I’m sort of a prostitute, like customer service, pleasing people, making them happy, just another day, we want to make it through, a clown costume, Batman, Gandalf, fly you fools, don’t you know, an asura is on the loose, he’s hunting for her, Little Red Riding Hood, she wants to know what’s next, she’ll come for her daddy, do you want to bet, watch out, witches, you’ve finally woken up, who are you, just a Khajit, trying to cross the border, your face is so pale, watch out, he's a vampire, I smoked a bit of weed today, watched One Piece, Trafalgar Law, enjoying the scenery, as he climbs down, that moldy cave, the Poneglyph, and that’s how I met your mother, Robin, the Blue Jays, Toronto, I’m running away, I smell blood, eternity after eternity, just another day.

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