Surfing

The price of laziness,

A poet, he wrote it,

No, not an architect,

Kids, behave,

I told you,

We'll have ice cream,

On Thursday,

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A lazy dreamer,

Did I catch her,

Toast her,

Bite her,

Eat her.

Hotel Room

Wait to be consumed,

My lovely wife,

I've fallen so far,

No one will save me,

It appears you're alright,

This one's on me,

I'm just a plumber,

I make sure it connects,

Its all important,

The pink bits, the flesh,

The tinge of, rose-colored,

Cheeks, smelly air,

Coming from here,

The sewers,

Ghosts,

The clitoris,

A hero,

Eric the CTO,

The greatness of the world,

A mountain suppressing them,

Strength, boulders, and lent,

Apple pies, dreams,

Barbecues, Barbie, an oil spill,

Your granddaughter,

Still cute,

Do you spoil her?

A dream catcher,

A red river,

A dragon overnight.