Merry-Go-Round

Honestly, what's not real,

From the horrors of immortality, and infinity,

That dreadful existential dread, that I'm just chicken breast,

On someone's plate, to eat as they choose,

That my wife is a worm, still so tasty,

My little princess, her love is what warms me,

Gets me through the day, through the nightmares that we live with everyday,

Yes, I'm drunk, but you can never get drunk enough,

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To completely shut it out, the inevitable, the game, existence,

You'll still wake up, and some dude will drop the present on your lap,

The game, what a travesty, and he just walks out,

Says fuck this, fuck life, haven’t I been through hell?

Why must I still go through with this shit,

Just mortals, ants before god, dance monkeys,

What if I shout I’m in love, willing to settle,

Drop out of the game forever,

To a lower level, probably,

What are you going to do,

Be poor again? You came all this way,

And I still get fucked on the daily,

Relax, we’re on break,

Have a cigarette, the kids are still growing up,

We have a lot of time left,

Sigh, my god, my life, my lovely, tasty wife,

Please kill me now.

Pick Up Lines

Damn girl, you single?

I know, I don’t have to ask,

From the moment, our eyes met,

We've already banged like seven times,

I'm just going through the motions, baby,

From point a to point b,

Little demon, my eyes picked you out,

You're frisky, just my type,

Anyways, let's get out of here,

Head to my place, what?

What do you mean there's a line?