Autism man, it’s a matter of humanity, of godhood,

But more importantly, it’s a matter of style,

Its like, easy world, let's relax,

I see how you’ve been doing things,

But that's not going to fly,

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

Why don’t we try it my way,

Its like, I love you bro, I want to marry you,

But instead of a ring, how bout a snail shell,

My love is unique, it can be a home for you,

Are you making fun of me, did you know there are four types of venom,

It has a whole history of evolution, just like my punches and my kicks,

Did you know that Lyme disease comes from ticks,

Get on my bad side and you won’t know how to cure it,

My love is an infection, it will make your body temperature rise,

I actually know nothing about autism, it could all be lies,

But damn, wouldn’t it be cool if autism came with its own dinosaur, hiding inside.