Growing Up

We're just fucking animals,

What's the point man, why continue,

What could a turd produce,

Just a virus, what allows it,

Just something, that wants,

To prove it exists, I was here,

I slayed this dragon, I fucked this deer,

Do you have something to say?

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I don't give a fuck, I don’t want to hear,

I didn’t ask to be born, but I'm fucking here,

I'm going to do what man was meant to do,

Fuck, kill, drink a shit ton of beer,

Above it all, maybe its pretty,

But on the ground, all I see is dirt,

And on my perch, I hunger, I thirst,

My dad was a butcher, and I am the same,

But I can’t deny, there’s something above,

Forcing me to be gentle, to have love,

Drop me off here, I dare not get too high,

I yearn to die, but I’m not done yet,

I still have to get a slice of pie,

Because I’m a virgin, and the world revolves,

Boss baby, they’ve indicted him,

So fucking dumb, but you know what,

Have your fun, I’m also a kid,

In the back of my dad’s car,

Are we there yet, are we there yet,

I cried so hard, for Pokemon Yellow,

And you know what, he gave it to me.

Cunnilingus

Mother Mary, of our lord and savior,

Please save me now, I'm so,

Hungry, my stomach, is aching,

It is ravenous, I yearn,

For flesh, for the lips,

Between your thighs,

Jesus save my soul,

Let the holy water,

Wash away my sins.