Do you know, who was let in to your mom’s house, last Friday,

Walked right in, said damn, this is some nice carpet,

Let's get some groceries, how far is it,

I have to go to the bank on Friday,

I need them to stamp something,

I was curious where this song would go,

So I wrote it down, let it flow, Dove shampoo,

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Hairy bush, wet asshole,

Mom, it won’t go down,

It's okay honey, let me help you with that,

Tug, tug, tug, should I put my mouth on it?

No, mommy, its too much,

I'm cumming, spluttering all over the place,

Apply it to your face, it’s a beauty cream,

Daddy, he’s been in there with mom for too long,

What do you say we have some fun of our own,

Damn man, who knew I’d end up directing porn,

Drawing hentai, live out your dirtiest fantasies,

Is your VPN on, you never know who’s tracking,

Its me, a prince in Nigeria, I have pictures,

You’re playing with your butthole,

You know, you should see someone about your daddy issues,

Work it out in therapy, I’m so vulnerable,

Legs spread open, on the couch,

Doctor, are you listening,

I said, I keep thinking of him,

The devil, and the work I do for him,

But daddy, I have to, I just want to eat.