You know if we do universe 2 electric boogaloo, there’s going to be another big bang, another round of chaos, of primal energies, its going to be another race, to claim the best spot, consume all the good shit, or maybe that dirty nasty stuff, don’t be lazy about it, try to make it fun, cum all over the place, a sleepover at my place, me sleeping with your mom, maybe we can finally be these weird green creatures everyone's talking about, or we could be yellow like the Simpsons, or here me out, we'll be red demons raising hell, kill, fuck, and conquer, everything we see out there, I don’t know, I’m not in charge, I say we’re family a lot, but maybe we’re doomed to drift apart, explore the wide world, maybe there’s a lot to see out there, we don’t have to be stuck, with our weird way of thinking, we don’t have to settle in high school, we could go to Hogwarts, also, I’m pretty sure there’s a civilization of cultivators out there, I’m not clear on the details, I think last time I was there I thought it was pretty lame, like damn man, why you trying so hard, can’t we just relax, I just want to fuck bitches, who wants to do all that fighting stuff, why am I worrying about it, I don’t know, for a second there, I thought I should choose a direction, but maybe I’ll continue to flow, the heavens have always been nice to me, always sort of gentle, I wish they would fuck me harder, give me something to remember, I forget I love my humanity, the dirt, the earth, all the grime, and the blood, fuck man, I love it so much, maybe I’ll continue to fall, I keep saying it because I intend to do it, I’m going to explore the West, or fall deep into the matrix, wonder why people are still living there, and on my bucket-list, I still want to be a general in hell, like a broken record player, but don’t laugh, these are my dreams, one day I’ll make it there.

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