I'm still, a tool, a ladle, of water,

A butcher, knife, a storyteller,

A joke crafter, a fisherman,

A trapper, I'm still, a hunter,

This book's true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.

But, this is Earth, I get, what I need,

At Shoppers, I sometimes, forget,

I'm not, the main character, sometimes,

I'm just, a canopy, to keep out the rain,

A safety net, to keep people, from falling,

I'm, a secret boss, you'd regret to test,

I am, the teacher, hand in your,

Breasts? Oh, is it, time, for my medicine,

I think, I'm just complaining,

God has to eat too.