Thus, in the third season, my balls finally dropped, I had a bat mitzvah, I was finally a man,

So I had to find the tallest girl there, claim her, plant a seed, and get married,

The mob came to my house, they said do you really think we'd let you get away with it,

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The lizard queen appeared, she said were we not all getting fed, don't I have each of your souls in the palm of my hand,

The dragon got on his knees, he bowed, he said marry me,

A worm girl, hiding in the crowd, crown on her head, saw that the hook had no bait, so she jumped on, she said he’s mine!

All the men shuffled, a horn was blown, the captains ordered the men to get their spears out,

And the feast lasted for thirty thousand lifetimes,

It was very wet, bloody, and I finally lost my virginity.