There is energy and there are magnets, Israel versus Hamas,

Primal energy flowing, how much mana,

Can you claim, gather your energy, follow the ley lines,

Ready, build up, explode, magic missile,

The road to Rome, what’s there, in the third millennium,

I'm just a time traveler, who’s visiting,

Of course I'm on the spectrum, dude,

These are such easy questions,

Why don’t you try doing your homework,

The West can also go up,

It extends, the river flows, a sexually frustrated,

Flower, blooming, take as much as you can,

Children, waiting for presents,

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The devil whispering, Christmas,

Its coming, in my baby girl’s bedroom,

Consequences, a skirt twirl, next year’s,

Problems, nurses and role play,

I’ll be a mercenary, and I’ll be a tavern maid,

Vater and the dark side, do they have cookies,

Honestly, I hate going to those places,

They always try to make me the demon lord,

I just want to unbutton blouses,

Of noble girls, go to,

University, to College,

Its Earth, the 2000’s,

Climb the tower, ring the bell,

A wizard, casting his spells,

I’m lazy, and a little horny,

How many cups of coffee,

Like three pots, some weed,

Its enough, do you want to make a deal,

Dad, you go first, I have to go to the mechanic,

He’s going to fix my car, but he’s going to fuck me a little,

Just enough to hurt, to make me remember,

The sky’s butthole opening up,

Pissing in the ocean,

Don’t worry, there’s enough,

Rogers installing internet,

Say it, I dare you, its almost,

Monday, a price, will I pay it,

A debt, building, I’m going to give it,

To that succubus, Emma Watson,

Her mom, my childhood sweetheart,

Maybe, I should move to Toronto,

Avian credit card, a meager salary,

Enough to do my job, we’re all getting fed,

Deep in the matrix, waiting for my letter,

To Hogwarts, witches, brewing spells,

Weaving, I respect my shaman friends,

Black magic, an alchemist, a summoning,

Ritual, don’t you dare, a dream,

Echoing, settling, for money,

Its okay, there’s a whole plot line,

A river, baby, we’ll make it,

There’ll be room, waiting,

For the housing market to crash,

Build a family, maybe I’ll settle,

For being in the middle,

Your fingers, twins, fat tits,

Jiggling, waitresses,

Serving, its not even,

Summer.