Prologue

The mountain cock looks into the horizon, he yearned to climb down the mountain, he either wished for the ocean, to watch it enter the land, climb down the river,

Expand the mind, lower the sail, keep watch,

Snails.

The Beginning

The beginning, how wonderful, streaming, lights, tigers with wings, the lord called them angels, mountain cocks, a lot of biting, then the tiger produced the land from his asshole, called it Utopia, said my children will stay here, and he jerked off onto the ground, what will it produce I wonder, and what do you know, an axolotl and a capybara, said Adam, Eve, taste this, and it was a tasty fruit, and they said, daddy, that was so good, I want more,

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Thus the universe began,

And throughout it all, thirty thousand went to Afghanistan,

The rest said I want to explore, build a kingdom of my own, be a king,

The next guy wanted a harem, thus they went to war,

I haven’t had enough, I haven’t had enough,

The children cried, said when will Santa come with gifts,

Thus the LGBTQ planted their flag on the moon, said this is ours, I peed on it,

And throughout it all,

The tiger was still shitting,

He dropped an egg,

And it was a dragon,

It was born with a book,

It was a book of love,

Then the dragon died.