There are some problems poetry can’t solve man, we’re all forced to choose a path, choose what to level up, consider it carefully, our advancement, do you know why Asians are good at math, it's an easy way to level up, one day, they’ll face a question, of perilous importance, and they’ll be able to say hey, I'm educated, one plus one, it equals two, you've defeated the hobgoblin, experience points please, or better yet give me money, I'm craving some honey, a nice pecan pie, some jumblies, I'm dreaming of you Grace, the vision of you haunts me, I’ll finish college, I’ll grow to be a man, who you can be proud of, I wish we could just settle, but the journey is before us, we must both seek out, our heaven, conquer, these mountains, I’ll dream of you, may the idea of you, console me, can love save me, before me is an army, your captain slaps your head, boy, did the army teach you discipline, when I say jump, will you follow orders, a fruit passes by your eyes, the gong has rung, the game has begun, take a bite.

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