Discworld

This is Earth, a beautiful planet,

A weird truth, a world,

On a turtle's back,

I'm just, a part of the machine,

The constantly operating,

I'm a puzzle piece,

Do you want me to,

Introduce you, a dirty old man,

My beautiful, grandkids.

Cafe

The past, the present, a greedy, old man,

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Baba Yaga, a forest, a line, a troll,

A love story, as old as time,

Yearning, for my granddaughter,

You know what, I'll marry her, does she hate me,

Maybe, probably, the truth is a weird thing,

January, maybe, one day,

I'll eat you, too, three,

Maybe, I'll love you,

For eternity, maybe,

There’s space,

For everybody.

Sky Lantern

I'm not an architect,

But maybe I'm evil,

Maybe I'm the boogeyman,

Maybe, I've intruded,

Into weird territory,

There are all sorts,

Of weird truths,

A lot of babies,

Figuring out the rules,

A lot of heavens,

Hiding, waiting,

For the deserving,

I have to take care,

Of my family,

How will they grow up,

I bet they’ll be beautiful,

Or ugly, whichever, is tastier,

Tina, baby, I love you,

Canada, a fishnet,

Salmon, climbing,

The river, your panties,

Toronto, my childhood,

Deidre, I love you too,

A pride parade,

And black lives matter.

Potluck

I'm telling you, its expanding,

People, are settling, into communities,

People, are taking responsibility,

Starting families, working,

Making connections, a lot of money,

Is in the air, up for grabs, maybe,

We should be participating,

In the grand comedy,

Maybe, karma,

Is extending, a lot of debt,

People are paying, growing,

But maybe I'm lazy,

Baby, let’s relax,

If you really want,

You can eat me.