Bikinis

Everything's so smooth today, the gentle shape,

Of the land, soft mounds,

Skin, I'm telling you its in,

Are you sure, how about I try the rear,

Can you go any deeper, sure, I'm not,

An architect, no, I don’t know, mathematics,

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I'm not, an artist, I don’t write, symphonies,

How far, to McDonalds, poet laureate.

KFC

A network, of butts, a council, of wizards,

Men, I bring you here today, to once and for all,

Find out, who, the real slim shady, is today,

Mister shady, I call out to you, step into the sun,

Let us all see your beautiful face,

And all the men stood up,

And we said amen,

Later, we feasted on chicken.

Side Chick

Imagine you’re a salmon,

You’re a salmon right,

So what are you going to do,

Not climb up the river,

Get a hotel room,

Become a dragon,

Overnight, eggs and breakfast,

A baby, a life.