Old Huntsman

Hunting, is always the same, you either,

Have it, or you don’t, I'm only,

Ever hunting, for one thing, pussy,

So if I'm out, in the wilderness,

My bow, and arrow, ready,

I'm already tracking, I'm a,

Heart cultivator, if I smell it,

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The taste, of mangy fur,

The tinge of, piss in the air,

I've already released, I'm taking,

Game, home tonight,

I'll get fed, trapping, is the same,

Spray some, perfume, on some,

Fruit, throw it, in the trash,

Make the, animals,

Think they, have a shot,

Dead raccoon, the claws,

Clamped down,

Some prefer, rabbit,

Frog, snake,

All taste like,

Chicken.

Perfect Girl

The perfect girl, is an age old, formula,

She's brunette, she went to school,

Smart enough, for that tinge,

Of evil, a little, mischievous,

Directly, connected,

To her father,

She loves him,

So when you’re fucking,

You become god, giving her,

All the love, she deserves,

But they don’t know,

She works, directly,

For her father,

Through her,

All the men,

Do what they're told to.