Halloween Party

Magic is still in the air, it really does, smooth it out,

But you know what, walk through enough cobwebs,

Walk through enough weeds, glass breaking,

Shattered shards on the ground,

You should really learn to sweep your house,

But baby, I'm so lazy,

Boss, are you working late tonight,

Why, your daughter called me,

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She asked me to stay the night,

My lovely wife, worms, genitals,

Brains, crabs walking sideways,

Herpes, my cum inside,

Mistake, after mistake,

A baby, a marking, a tattoo,

Will she remember me,

Why are you asking me,

Baby, we’re married.

Sleepover

You know, this reality is really,

A lot of work, there’s so much,

Going on in the background,

While we sleep, my father asks me questions,

Do you think this boy is cute,

What do you think about working in accounting,

Would you be happy in college,

Do you want to be alone in your room,

Your boyfriend is knocking,

Sorry baby, you have work to do,

Someplace, somewhere, there’s heaven,

But I still see it every night,

In your bedroom,

Sarah smiles,

Boom, boom, boom,

Fireworks.

Role Playing Games

One thing about me, is that I'm always willing to commit to the joke,

Maybe its why you love me,

I'm sorry, Aragorn and I have to commit to the bit,

Me and your sister,

Making sweet love on her bed,

Pink sheets, pillows, flesh,

Me humping.