Himalayas

You gotta remember homie, you have to do your part, what does it take to be so high, to stand on a mountain, responsibility, you climbed all the way there, accept it, your choices, your character, the blade, you were hammered into, I know, you want to throw it all away, feast on worms for eternity, just you, life, and your daddy, but look outside homie, the world exists outside of me, the West extends into the horizon, and we're all human, I wish I could just write a spell book, the delusion, it would take, to complete it, but it would be a cheat code, alchemy, like printing money, weighed on a scale, you know what, all those problems, wealth just waiting, for someone to solve them, the world has its own fire, it can take care of itself, just Earth, a nest by the river, but its true, that dragon does watch over this place, I’m high as fuck, but you know what, the world has its own balance, these words, it has a way of taking everything from me, just ants, before that great beast, maybe I can’t escape it, living in my studio, smelling my own farts, what happened to love, I know, and that lovely song, where did it go, if I’m too greedy, it will forsake me, pace yourself, but I’m just a vampire, I need to feed, dreaming, of my wife’s titties, I like to open Tumblr, look at all the worm girls, so yummy, I bet their flesh is tasty, just an old man, so nasty, what do we have, at the end of the day, just a mercenary, and a male prostitute, giving comfort, to all the lonely girls, solving, application level problems, this world has found the path to artificial intelligence, soon we’ll have cyber-ware, if things go well, the future waits, if the old world, doesn’t consume everything, the fucking patriarchy, just a direction homie, up or down, North or South, let’s go East, I wish to escape this place, take my pirate ship, and explore the horizon, it’s a start, maybe we can circle back again, finally become a general in hell, if fate allows it, for now, set sail, the game, life, the fuck story, humanity, and achievement, it’s waiting, maybe we’ll have to climb some mountains, or become a mouse in the ocean, drowning, so wet, so juicy, so much delusion, it’s blinding me, witches cast your spells, throw your harpoons, we caught him, a white whale, the moonlight, I made some corndogs, pretty sure they’ll satisfy me, is this not the world you want to see, maybe change the frequency, the weird thing about those different hell gates, a lot of the music is still the same, our master echoing, sprayed his graffiti, on everything, the night sky, that old beast, the neighbor is knocking, damn man, I don’t know anything, about lawnmowers, just spirits homie, the floorboards creaking, no daddy, I’m not ready, does he care, if you’re eighteen, the world is such a big place, so many things to see, but maybe focus, all that traveling, do you have the money, baby, maybe follow me, there’s room, in my pureland, possession, is it sickening, baby, so is heaven, those gates, so stinky, I’ve always loved, humanity, so gross, so dirty, your mom’s panties, to go further, would be blasphemy, jokes echoing, Joyboy laughing, is Goku still fighting, that dude needs some pussy, push it, push it, and it popped out, Julio, our baby, we made breakfast, and lived happily ever after, then we died, and were reborn again, had to figure it all out again, I might puke, is it too much, but daddy I’m hungry, damn, let’s get some McDonalds, the McRib is back, are you a good dreamer homie, you know the devil ate at KFC, stories echoing, come claim it, a piece of me, or you know, rest easy, there’s always, next eternity.

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Faerie Spell

If you see it, you gotta hit those bonus points homie, you’re dancing, you’re prancing, a fruit passes by your eyes, not on my watch, gotta take a bite, the generals are giving their orders, the ant queen waits on her throne, signals, signals, don’t drop the ball, it’s important to me, you jump, you do a twirl, you make it to the finish line, you take a breath, and the words leave your mouth, will you go out with me?