I know, I'm a master poet,

The words, follow an energy,

A truth, an honesty,

Its Earth, its humanity,

A cult leader, follow me,

How long, before you bite,

Where will you settle, hierarchy,

Were you Jewish, were you better,

Good girls eat all they want,

Baby, relax, you're family,

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Someone’s gotta take out the trash,

Raccoons dancing in the moonlight,

The people have to feed, two at once?

Alright, on my knees, my daddy spanking me,

When will you learn, baby, you have to go to school,

Uptown girls, grease, and football,

Will you take me to prom?

Let’s get a hotel room,

The super bowl, okay, commercial,

Hot and ready, wings, I’m flying,

Baby, did you wear a condom?

Oh no, I’m late, high school sweethearts,

That’s okay, everyone, makes,

Her name is Elizabeth,

When she grows up,

She’ll break, flush, hearts,

Cherry coke, pop,

Is it open? I have to make a deposit,

How are you, baby, I’m cumming,

A sleepy dragon, a fantasy,

A life with me,

A celebrity, a movie,

Hall of Fame, the stars,

Baby, get what you want,

Its on me, gotta make tee time,

Swing, play pretend, a dance,

With a fairy, skin so fair,

A wave of the fan, I’m blushing,

Is it puffy? Ah, thief!

Security! Oh no! He’s coming!

Well, that was some scrumptious tea and biscuits,

Damn, sorry I’m late, traffic,

Anyways, you made it,

You’ve arrived.