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It smells, like dill pickles,

I'm so, lazy,

Is anyone, around,

Scratch, scratch, sniff,

Scratching my balls.

Cooking Dinner

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Do I know, how to cook?

Who doesn’t, know how,

To cook, its just, creating,

Taste, satisfying, a craving,

Salt, spice, and whip cream,

Sugar, rice, and ice cream,

Cheesecake, fries,

A nice steak,

Who, doesn’t,

Love food,

But no,

I don’t know,

How to cook,

Never had to,

Such a,

Shame,

It got,

On your hair,

I always,

Follow through,

With the,

Dare.

Slut

Am I, kind of, a bitch,

Pretty enough, to fuck?

High school, tattoos,

I've been with,

A lot of guys.

Glasses

When you’re, such a bitch,

A loser, that you get placed,

On the hierarchy, right next to,

Velma, score, I guess,

I'm eating out tonight.