You don't understand, that whole Jesus thing,

Yeah, it was necessary,

Jesus gave you the truth, but either through selfishness, or the powers that be,

That passed these words to me,

Jesus branded his name on that truth,

Its like the Christians wanted to trademark,

Something so great, something so beyond them,

Like an ant wanting to claim an elephant,

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In truth, against god, it was a rebellion,

But it’s the same with most religions,

Not any different from cult leaders,

They don't understand,

Truth, religion, its so much bigger than man,

It is a grand mountain, and we are just ants,

These little religions, climb a peak, plant a flag,

Yeah, sure you came up with that,

Look above, is there not a god?

Son of god, I’m laughing,

I’m a son of god, my plumber is a son of god,

I have two dogs, one named Zeus, one named Pluto,

They’re both children of god,

The birds and the beasts,

All those ocean critters,

The little mice who scurry about,

The penguins who sit on top of the world,

And of course the mountain cocks,

We are all children of god,

Everything came from his anus,

And the truth, religion is the same,

One can find religion in Harry Potter,

The bible? Bitch, you’re not special,

Everything I write is religious,

Because you know what?

I love hen titties.