Grab heaven by the balls, is what I tell all the little girls, the vice grip, the iron claw, let me tell you, there are some questions, that the heavens can't say no to, universal law, echoes out, all around us, and if you ask, your father, pretty, puppy dog eyes, ready to tear up, yearning, deeply, wet in your panties, if you ask him, if he loves you, he has to say yes, or unfortunately, that is not your father, just another dog from the streets, wanting to have a look at your jumblies, think of it, like pointing a gun, is he waste, or does he understand, what has to be done, circumstance, words and law, just ideas, but when you go against them, it really hurts your balls, alas, everything has a price, why do I steal from the heavens, it’s because I’m bored alright, I smell temptation, and I’m starting to yearn for it, the game is echoing, the stage is being set, curtains, lights, the show must go on, I’m getting frisky, but should I give it up, to the first dude who asks, like a frog climbing a tree, my ass out, just jump on it, do you want a glass of water, I’m looking up, I see the heavens opening up, the skies sweet asshole, Elizabeth Olsen, Ravinder, dreaming, of that ocean of love, but fate is fickle, my father aiming, lining up his shot, a bottle, some coke, and look at that, gave it up for some chicken breast, some nice worms, my small penis, just mashing it in there, is it in yet, white bunnies, scurrying around, hiding in your asshole, is someone, going to catch it, pierce their harpoon, watch it bleed, then eat it, those humongous, jumbos, that white whale, a torpedo, dreaming, of the moonlight, say when, fame and fortune, if I had a dollar, for all the birds and the bees, the worms, climbing out, a breath of fresh air, the gentle rain, a ball of knots, would it be a lot, one thing’s for sure, it would cost, oh no, a smelly fart, art and limitation, does the game begin, scouts, looking at the horizon, the coast is clear, but you know what, the Earth, it’s not dirty enough, where are the homies, the tribesmen, the abyss magicians, do you smell it, I got a whiff, earlier in the day, the god fuck, heaven’s wrath, virgins, biding their time, what do you believe in, oh, heaven’s above, I haven’t had enough, give it to me, a river of blood, my hands, stained and bloody, I’m just waiting, for the children to begin passing, just another day, more work for my plate, I’m just an administrator now, a gatekeeper, point a gun, demand it, I need an email from your manager, drop a name, do you know him, what’s the name of your master, I’m sorry, did you fall in love, hell’s gates, you must wait, three business eternities, the echo of a joke, am I late, if you let it linger, all the beasts of the night, they’re watching, you left it unguarded, of course, they’re going to eat it, a line of salt, consent, and the contracts in the sand, I say fuck it, the Mad Hatter laughs, change places!

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