Okay, I’m going to calm down,

Haven’t I ever heard of a thing called romance?

I have such a quick trigger, damn,

A little tweet, tweet,

A little, my cum on your knees,

Okay! Hey, man! Jumped the gun!

Start it off slowly, I’m a gentleman,

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The slow beat of this drum,

My heartbeat, a little courting,

Baby, let me take you out for dinner,

Dance steps, one, two,

Twirl, and sweep you off your feet,

Sing you a song by the moonlight,

I play the guitar, it’s cool right?

You want me to tell you about stock trading?

Or how about all the cool Pokémon I’ve obtained?

My Yugioh cards, or do you play Magic?

Yeah, I’m a nerd, but I’m also a poet,

Make you come with my mouth,

Engorge on your breasts, have you had enough?

I’ve always been too greedy to be smooth,

Take you to the beach?

I would rather rape you, make you call me daddy,

Or maybe the devil fell in love,

Wants to settle down,

Okay, let’s go to the beach, it’s my treat,

Some seagulls, that’s nice,

I’ve heard they’re kind of dicks,

Just like me, am I right?

Chuckles, kisses in the moonlight,

A little nuzzling, come on my boat,

Don’t worry, I’ll clean up,

An explosion,

Mount Vesuvius.