Feeding Geese at the Pond

Sometimes you have to be a man,

You have to commit,

Get on one knee,

Marry your wife

Swear fealty,

Fall in love,

Fall to the abyss,

Accept your mistakes,

You have to heal,

Responsibilities,

Boobs,

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Canadian geese,

Hen titties.

Halloween Party

Magic is still in the air, it really does, smooth it out,

But you know what, walk through enough cobwebs,

Walk through enough weeds, glass breaking,

Shattered shards on the ground,

You should really learn to sweep your house,

But baby, I'm so lazy,

Boss, are you working late tonight,

Why, your daughter called me,

She asked me to stay the night,

My lovely wife, worms, genitals,

Brains, crabs walking sideways,

Herpes, my cum inside,

Mistake, after mistake,

A baby, a marking, a tattoo,

Will she remember me,

Why are you asking me,

Baby, we’re married.

Sleepover

You know, this reality is really,

A lot of work, there’s so much,

Going on in the background,

While we sleep, my father asks me questions,

Do you think this boy is cute,

What do you think about working in accounting,

Would you be happy in college,

Do you want to be alone in your room,

Your boyfriend is knocking,

Sorry baby, you have work to do,

Someplace, somewhere, there’s heaven,

But I still see it every night,

In your bedroom,

Sarah smiles,

Boom, boom, boom,

Fireworks.