I forget, I'm also a gross person,

I make mistakes, sometimes I don’t know how to handle the fuck,

Its too confusing, I get headaches,

Sometimes I become too brave, my skin gets burned by the sun,

Sometimes I don’t know how to ride the wave, and I fall into the swamp,

Sometimes a lady in red walks by, and I fall for the trap,

You introduce me to your daughter, and my eyes linger a little too long,

I'm sort of antisocial, I'm a very private person,

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When I feast, I like to do it from prying eyes,

Sometimes I don’t know what to do, and I get frustrated,

I let problems linger, my brain can’t function,

I don’t solve them, sometimes I leave doors open for too long,

Bugs come in, I try to be nice,

Sometimes I forget my medicine,

Sometimes I’m not suited for the environment,

The petty, the willful, fairies trying to trap me,

Sometimes I’m too generous, how much for pussy, forty cents,

Sometimes I’m forced to go on an adventure,

Hunt, fish, find myself again,

I’m just a man,

I also need friends,

Sometimes the loneliness is too much,

Sometimes I get hungry,

When I smoke cigarettes it feels like a sin,

As my mind lingers and begins to fantasize,

My lips on your skin,

Keep it in your pants,

Sometimes you can’t win,

But you know what, the heavens are generous,

There’s room for all of us,

Beg, borrow, steal,

Do what you need to get through the day,

Preach, pray, and dream,

Maybe you’ll get some pussy,

Yes, I can be a bit mean.