Jinkies

Velma, she needs her dad,

Its why, we love her so much,

Give her, everything she deserves,

Protect her, from the world,

Be yourself, read books, explore,

When you come home, your dad,

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Will be here to love you once more,

Damn, isn’t she tasty,

Such, a wonderful dream,

Gross, and sinful enough,

To make me cream,

She's a good girl,

She's also, obtainable,

But I don’t know, for some reason,

The way, its fucking arranged,

She always, goes to someone,

Who's, just as blind as she.

Gauss Rifle

The youth, the next, generation,

They're so, charged, they have,

The internet, all of history, they have,

The answers, to so many questions,

They're just, waiting, for someone,

To ask the question, to,

Try to fuck them, them boom,

Shots fired, like a fucking a torpedo,

They shoot your head, they climb over you,

They've conquered you, like,

An efficient machine, target down,

Next objective, claim,

The philosopher’s stone,

For the conglomerate.